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They wake up, and the kids are gone.
“Lark?” Henry shouts out into the forest. “Sparrow?”
“They’re probably just playin’ hooky,” Glenn says as he leans back against the van.
“We went through a portal, Glenn,” Henry says, exasperated.
“And, also,” Darryl points out, adopting a tone that makes Henry think he believes the both of them are dumb, “Our children are five-years-old.”
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what if they went to Faerun eight years earlier than canon? (and, well, Ron was still there.)
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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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It's been two months since Lark broke Grant's nose in a fight during soccer practice. Their parents have carefully kept them apart ever since, but Grant can't get Lark out of his head. The pain was delicious; the violence made him feel alive. He wants to do it again. He wonders if Lark feels the same.
On the night of Mercedes's birthday party, he gets to find out.
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- Part 2 of Fight Club Origins
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07 Jun 2026
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Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don't Forget by peacockgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2022
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Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...
Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.
Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper CategorySeries
- Part 1 of Finding the Way Home
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31 May 2026
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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29 May 2026
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The kids get ready to tell their dads about their marriage at their sleepover and try to convince them to let them stay married. All the while Nicky questions his choices and Lincoln realizes he still needs to get snacks.
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28 May 2026
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they're funny that way by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“Understand what?” Grace stood, thighs still aching, and tossed the remote onto the bed, flurry of feelings- primarily dread- causing him to clench his fingers together. “What is there to understand?”
“The nature of Grace Rocky… relationship.” Rocky's words were plucked carefully from where they were stored within him, and a few stray puzzle pieces seemed to snap into place in Ryland Grace’s mind all at once.
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Or, five times Grace and Rocky were entirely too codependent, and one time it actually became a problem.
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20 May 2026