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    Ilya pauses, and runs the words through his head, not sure if hes confused because of the alcohol or because the English language is just so fucking stupid. “What the fuck is that? Baby trapping? You get a baby stuck somewhere?”

    Hayes laughs, loud and bright as Barrett goes to answer, completely cuddled up against Harris, “Nah dude it's like, you're forced into coparenting the kid, the kid is what keeps you guys together, even if you don't like each other. You do it for the kid.”

    Ilya gives a confused hum, switching from person to person to see if someone can explain.

    “Hayes continues, “Like when omegas poke holes in the condoms! And just sabotage you guys’ to have a baby.”

    Ilya ohhhs in understanding, and outright laughs with everyone, “Thats fucking insane!”

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    Shane Hollander isn’t great at asking for what he wants, lucky for him, Ilya is great at giving him whatever he wants.

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    Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “Dude, this is so dumb,” JJ said, looking over the documents, “but also the best fucking thing we’ve ever done. It looks so real.”

    Hayden grinned proudly, “Yeah? I got a friend who’s a lawyer to write them up.”

    JJ looked up at him impressed. “Prank commitment on point, man”

    Hayden’s grin widened.

    He could already imagine Shane’s face when he saw the official-looking divorce papers from Ilya Rozanov. Shane would open the envelope, read the first few lines, spiral for solid thirty seconds, and then notice the tiny line Hayden had hidden near the top of the page.

    April Fools, bitch.

    or - a really dumb prank + series of unfortunate events = angst with happy ending

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “It’s not something we’ve discussed too much,” Shane admits reluctantly. “I mean, I think we talked about it once or twice, after being around Hayden’s kids. But…I was afraid…I don’t know if you want…” His sentence falters and he presses a hand to his stomach, inhaling slowly like he’s trying to soothe more nausea.

    It takes Ilya’s brain a few moments to process, to catch up, to piece together this half-filled puzzle Shane’s laying out for him.

    “We talked about having babies,” Ilya supplies, arching an eyebrow, “are you trying to say we are…having a baby?”

    Shane sucks in another slow, controlled breath. “Um, yeah. That’s what I’m trying to say.”

    “You are pregnant?”

    Wincing, the shorter man nods. “Mhm.”

     

    -or, vignettes of shane's unexpected pregnancy-

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    25 May 2026

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    In which the 2019-20 season gets cancelled because of a labour dispute between the MLH and the Player’s association. Shane can’t live without hockey, and Ilya can’t live without Shane - so they sign for a team in Switzerland’s National League, hoping for some more privacy and more time together.

    Instead, they find a team, a city and a kind of freedom they have never had before. Which makes it just that much harder to leave it all behind again.

    *Now complete with a Bonus POV-chapter at the end!*

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    25 May 2026

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    It was then that he saw them first, trapped behind a grainy screen, and, really, he should have known. Every previous compulsion would pale in comparison, as earthly pleasures tend to do when juxtaposed with the divine. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. They were going to be his big whoopsie, the heaven at the end of a road paved with the best intentions.

    So yes - had Captain Scott Hunter been dragged in front of a jury, that would have been his last line of defence: I tried. It could not be helped.

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    In a fortuitous turn of events, both Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are traded to the New York's Admirals. Cue Scott having to handle their shared chaos and his own repressed desires. The more boundaries he draws, the more he ends up crossing, to the point of questioning his own morals, as well as his sanity. As it turns out, he might be the man he suspected all along. The same cannot be said for Shane and Ilya.

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    25 May 2026