AgentBuzzkill
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I Can See You by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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Shane huffs but he smiles. Ilya is grateful that Shane allows him to change the subject. “I can’t believe these get you going as much as they do.”
“Why not?” Ilya’s disbelief is genuine.
Shane shrugs. “I dunno. Always thought they kinda made me look…nerdy, I guess.”
Ilya scoffs. “You do not need glasses to look like a nerd.”
“Hey-!”
Shane tries to interrupt but Ilya is grinning now, pleased to have a nerve he can poke at. “But you are a pretty nerd. The prettiest nerd, actually.”
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holding on too tight 'cause I never lose by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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He listens for the tell-tale signs of life around him, for Anya’s blunt claws scritch-scratching on the hardwood floors or the gentle weight of his husband’s steps elsewhere in the house.
Only silence greets him.
Shane goes looking for his family, and the world goes hazy as he leaves the kitchen.
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if my heart stops beating, we'll bleed the same way by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Jan 2024
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Lorroakan is a bastard. That’s what it all comes down to, at the end of the day.
It all happens so fast, Gale doesn’t fully realize what’s going on. His mind is pulling him from his body, observing from far away as he looks up too and his eyes meet Astarion’s.
The man he loves turned to a stranger in an instant. A sickly glow of magic barely perceptible in his eyes but for the crackling light at the edge of blood-red irises.
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as natural as another leg around you in the bed frame by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2023
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The others fret about shopping and circuses and a murder investigation, all things that he's vaguely interested in but can't focus on right now. Right now, Astarion is leaning forward and whispering into Gale's ear, voice low and tinged with a hint of urgency that he can't manage to hide.
"I have a room for us tonight."
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- Part 2 of hate to be lame but I might love you
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I'm Wide Awake, I Crave Your Taste by AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Sep 2023
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Astarion doesn't know what is keeping him up. Maybe it's the hard ground under his bedroll. Maybe it's the rustling of an animal in the woods, too far away to be a meal or a threat but too close to go completely ignored.
Or maybe he just gets lucky.
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- Part 1 of hate to be lame but I might love you
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the love, the dark, the light, the flame by AgentBuzzkill
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series)
04 Apr 2019
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hate to be lame but I might love you by AgentBuzzkill
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2023
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Series title from "hate to be lame" by Lizzy McAlpine
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I'll believe in anything by darlingyourehome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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Ilya really wants to have a threesome, so for their anniversary, Shane arranges one. But Ilya ends up not liking it as much as he thought he would.
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05 Jul 2026
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Stop me if you've heard this one before by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.
Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.
Right?
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05 Jul 2026
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Public Bookmark 1433
Mystery Work
Part of hnjsngs priv
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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25 Jun 2026
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my grass is greener than yours by Kach_wow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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“So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”
Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.
“And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”
Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?
OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.
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24 Jun 2026
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short way home by latertoday
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Dec 2025
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A few months after Ilya joins the Centaurs, his apartment gets a gas leak. It's a perfectly inconvenient time to be out of housing, but luckily, Yuna and David come to the rescue. Now, Ilya just has to survive a week living with in-laws that may or may not hate his guts.
As it turns out, his expectations could not have been more subverted.
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14 Jun 2026