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    A number of (mostly) standalone Dead Boy Detectives fics. Can be read individually and in any order.

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    An assortment of fics about the Dead Men. They are not necessarily related nor in the same universe.

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    A Ford Prefect-centric series that builds up headcanons for the world of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - one that tries to explain why the universe seems very British and very male. If you're interested in thoughts on gender and linguistics, you may enjoy this.

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    This is a series set during and directly after the First War with Mevolent, imagining that the Dead Men were better at communication than they are in canon.

    Each fic should work on its own.

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    “Sleep. I watch,” he warbles from his post at the door. The first thing he’s said to me in hours. We haven’t talked about anything yet, aside from his pushing to prove I wasn’t hiding more contraband. I scowl at him.

    “Don’t want to.” I feel like one of my kids with the level of petulance that seeps into my voice. I miss my kids. I miss having a place. I have a place here, I need to accept it’s just… Different. Still, I’m not gonna listen to Rocky right now.

    Rocky grumbles at me. “Scientists say Grace hasn’t slept in 32.6 hours.” Jeez, has it really been that long? I don’t think I’ve had an all-nighter that bad since college. “Cognitive impairment begins after only 24. Bad decisions, dangerous thoughts like you mention. Why you are sick.”

    “You left me.” I didn’t mean to say that. Too late.

    or Grace is having a hard time adjusting to life on Erid, and it only gets worse when Rocky disappears. They work it out.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    After some of the most traumatic weeks of his life, Ryland could really use a hug. Too bad his only friend and ship-mate isn't physically capable of hugging.

    Eridians, humans, and how we physically express social bonds.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace encounters a problem he can’t solve without getting into the NannyBot’s guts. He’s not prepared for what he finds inside.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “It’s different when I’m… looking at it. Thinking about it. Do I need to tell you again about the whole ‘taboo’ thing? I can go over it again.”

    “And I watch you. We are already several layers deep into taboo.”

    “I would be eating myself!”

    “Grace,” I can’t help but stamp a claw for emphasis. It needs to listen,”your body is already eating itself.”
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    Grace finds out that he can stomach the meburger.

    It’s not a happy moment!

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    “What do you think about your statue?”

    My finger freezes on the careful swoop of the “g.” “What, question?” Okay, maybe it’s a little childish to add the “question” bit, but it’s the only way I can think of conveying emphasis right now.

    It definitely gets the kids’ attention. “You haven’t seen your statue?”

    I have a statue? I glance around the room. Nobody speaks up.

    Oh god. I have a statue. Like an actual statue that apparently everyone’s seen except me.

    And as if it couldn’t get any worse, “It’s in the middle of the cluster. In the plaza.”

    Grace learns that everyone on Erid sees him as a hero. Thankfully, Rocky's there to remind Grace who he really is. Human.

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    27 Jun 2026