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Coffee, (Blue) Cookies, and Capes by that1emowitch
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Mar 2026
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Bruce Wayne falls in love with some random bookstore owner/author named Sally Jackson. So of course his kids start digging into her. And they find... well. Her first ex-husband mysteriously disappeared. Her second husband died in a terrorist attack. And her son's accused of blowing up the St. Louis Arch among many other things.
And given Bruce's track record of hopelessly loving criminals...
They're worried.
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03 Jun 2026
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Of Bats, Birds, And Fish by jo__mac
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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At 8, Percy loses his mother and is adopted by Bruce Wayne alongside Dick, 10.
At 12, Percy learns that his biological father is a god.
At 15, Percy gets a little brother, Jason, 12.
At 16, Percy doesn't die.
Still at 16, Percy loses Jason. Days after, he disappears.At 24, Percy learns that Dick died.
At 25, Percy learns that Dick is alive, so, at 25, Percy comes back to Gotham for the first time in almost a decade.In which the bat-siblings are divided by Dick's return, convinced that Dick's death was faked and that he left them willingly, and as if this wasn't enough, they have an older brother they never knew about??
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- Part 1 of Of Bats, Birds, And Fish
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02 Jun 2026
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Harry dies mere months following the death of his parents due to complications stemming from that fateful night. No one can see him. No one but one man punished for a crime he didn’t commit. Ghost!Harry. Dead!Harry.
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(1) Divine or supernatural intervention in human affairs.Series
- Part 1 of The Dead, The Dying, and Death
- Part 1 of Really Rather Very Short Drabbles
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- 1/1
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29 May 2026
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“You think you’re clever,” Voldemort whispered. His wand trembled in his hand—rage or cold, he couldn’t tell. “You think you can unmake my reign with childish jests. I am the Dark Lord. I am eternal.”
“You’re bald, so clearly not all of you is eternal.”
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Harry haunts Voldemort until the man gets so irritated he learns necromancy to bring Harry back to life just so the boy will leave him the fuck alone. Spoiler alert: It doesn't work (Harry is not leaving)
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- Part 2 of Chemical Imbalance
- Part 2 of Harry Potter Fics
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29 May 2026
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Harry somehow ends up at Hogwarts years before he’s supposed to, becoming an unknown ghost of Hogwarts.
And Snape doesn’t know who the green eyed child, running around Hogwarts after dark is, but, he does know that they’re the one behind all the chaos and theft.
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- Part 23 of Jams One shots
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29 May 2026