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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Donald Trump locks Alfred. F. Jones up in the basement of the White House Basement!!? #notclickbait #freealfred

    After collapsing on live TV, Alfred F. Jones (the literal embodiment of freedom™) finds himself caged up in the White House basement by none other than his own president, Donald fucking Trump. Forced to eat nothing but cold McDonalds leftovers & off-brand Diet Coke.

    Canada breaks into the White House to check up on his brother. Meanwhile, Prussia and Denmark may or may not be plotting the dumbest rescue mission in history… (maybe with some help from Russia…)
    As the rest of the world holds their breath, in anticipation, waiting too see what stupid shit the USA is gonna try pull next.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    太有才了我的天,笑的我好崩溃

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Alfred F. Jones is the best math student in the school, and Ivan Braginsky is the best writer.

    Unfortunately, Alfred can't write to save his life, Ivan can't do algebra to save his, and they both hate each other.

    But when their grades start slipping, and their learning specialist forces them to tutor each other, the obvious solution is simple: trade skills, survive the semester, and go back to ignoring each other.

    It would probably work better if they didn't keep seeing things about each other that they were never supposed to.

    Or: two academic rivals discover that hating each other is much easier from a distance.

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    14 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    被两只萌萌可爱晕了

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Even under the influence of a drug, Alfred is still not a civilian. He's a highly trained, unusually resilient intelligence figure. Alfred would eventually start resisting, questioning, or recalling details…especially if the interaction stays on just verbal cues. Seduction and sex create an even more disorienting emotional high that delays that resistance further and Ivan wanted to milk him. During sex, a person’s cognitive guard is at its lowest. The body’s release of oxytocin and dopamine creates false trust and heightened attachment. And Ivan? Well… he aims to sever Alfred's instincts from his analytical mind. He isn’t just after secrets, he’s after control, confusion, and long-term damage. Sex isn’t the goal; it’s the most efficient weapon.

    Or

    A RusAme Honey Trap

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    21 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Alfred is trying to get a gift for his polar bear obsessed brother, and some (kinda hot) jerk is trying to take the last one!

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    31 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    两个恋爱傻瓜

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    King Alfred and Queen Arthur were about to celebrate their 10th anniversary of marriage when Alfred suddenly found himself on a timeline where he never met Arthur.
    Returning back to his time became a difficult task when his foe who changed the course of his life turned out to be much stronger than himself.

    A sequel to Song of Spades.

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    31 Dec 2024