1 - 20 of 1,786 Bookmarks by Alpacaparty

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    hollanov fics but we talk about bottom prep a bunch <3 yay <3

    Words:
    23,422
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    669

    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Getting a text from Ilya after games was far from out of the ordinary.

    Even still, Shane had never gotten a post-game text from Ilya quite like the one he got today:

    'Do not shower. Not even deodorant. Go straight home. I am waiting for you.'

    Shane isn’t sure what to say. But. This is his fiancé’s order. And his fiancé is basically never wrong about anything (not that Shane would ever let him know), especially when it comes to sex. The fact that Ilya is demanding he come home right away makes Shane smile to himself. Ilya is so sexy when he’s possessive and impatient. They haven’t seen each other in three whole weeks.

    So, despite the fact that Shane pushed himself incredibly hard tonight, sweating up a storm as he won his team the game in OT, Shane doesn’t shower.

     

    OR; ilya has a thing for the way shane's sweat smells. lucky for him, shane is kinda in love with this freak.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    5,758
    Bookmarks:
    1,036
    Hits:
    58,858

    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “It is the worst day of my life,” Ilya declares, throwing himself dramatically onto one of the kitchen stools. “I went to go get lunch at Russian place I like, the one with lamb pelmeni? They had sign on the door. They are closing. Forever.”

    -

    Or: Ilya’s favorite Russian restaurant in Ottawa is going out of business. There is only one thing Shane “Mr. Real Estate” Hollander can do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,728
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    399
    Kudos:
    15,288
    Bookmarks:
    2,841
    Hits:
    78,830

    15 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."

    “Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.

    Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."

    -

    Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    3,635
    Bookmarks:
    512
    Hits:
    24,223

    14 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    At the corner store, the guy asks what brand of cigarettes Shane wants. Shane has never paid enough attention to Ilya’s cigarettes to notice a brand name; he asks for Marlboro, because at least it’s a name he knows.

    At home, on his balcony, he cracks the pack and lights one. The smell curves towards him slowly, diffuse in the city air.

    He closes his eyes. If he focuses, it’s three months ago and he’s sitting in Ilya’s bed and Ilya is resting his chin on Shane’s shoulder. Stay, he’s murmuring. I am not done with you yet.

    Or: Shane has a thing about smells.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    1,845
    Bookmarks:
    246
    Hits:
    12,456

    13 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Ilya, hey, hey,” Shane says, setting the plates down and hurrying around the table to Ilya’s side. “What’s wrong, why are you crying?”

    Ilya hiccups. “Is fine. Is nothing. I am just crying because Pike is so ugly,” he blubbers. “And it is so sad that these beautiful children have to look at his face every day.”

    Pike waits until Ilya’s got his hands over his eyes to meet Shane’s gaze and mouth 'what the FUCK'.

    Or: after Shane moves to Ottawa, Ilya develops a habit of randomly bursting into tears.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,590
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    4,614
    Bookmarks:
    598
    Hits:
    25,205

    13 Jul 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Wei Ying visits a spa for a massage. Her masseuse is Lan Zhan, tall and beautiful, and fuck her hands are so big, fuck fuck fuck.

    She needs a really good massage for all her back pain. She gets a really good massage, but there's not a lot of focus on her back...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    2,241
    Bookmarks:
    350
    Hits:
    33,221

    13 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Mira's not afraid of demons. She's choreographed worse.
    So what if Abby and Romance are six feet of muscle, demon, and obsession with golden eyes and glowing patterns?
    She’s got a sharp tongue, high standards, and zero interest in feeding their egos.

    …Until they corner her.

    And fuck her so thoroughly she sees gods in the mirror.

    [One Shot]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,637
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    4,289
    Bookmarks:
    660
    Hits:
    58,473

    13 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

    Words:
    6,523
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    4,090

    11 Jul 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hayden finds Lily’s contact and touches the little call button.

    After a short time, the call connects. “Shane,” a breathless sound reaches his ear, a broken heavy Russian accent cut off by a choked up sob. “You scared me.”

    Hayden hangs up.

    OR

    Hayden calls Lily after Shane’s injury

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    553
    Kudos:
    32,599
    Bookmarks:
    4,770
    Hits:
    263,576

    11 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Wei Ying thirsting over the hot, broad-shouldered guy in the gym. And then they fuck in the locker room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    884
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    9,738

    09 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 37

    Tags
    Summary

    “I thought… I thought you Lans would be all about repression and self-regulation.”

    “No.” Lan Wangji frowns. The rules surrounding kemmer had not been part of Wei Wuxian’s punishment. They were a subsection, intended for clan members as they reached maturity. “Kemmer is important.” He wets his lips, “sacred.”

    (no knowledge of The Left Hand of Darkness required)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2,045

    08 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Wei Ying's job is stressful but he actually does love it, so when he said that he'd rather be his husband's sex slave and do nothing all day but take cock, he'd only been joking. Sort of.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    1,586
    Bookmarks:
    252
    Hits:
    30,753

    07 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    900
    Kudos:
    3,675
    Bookmarks:
    1,024
    Hits:
    23,924

    30 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    13,052
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    249

    27 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”

    I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.

    Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    462
    Kudos:
    15,978
    Bookmarks:
    3,207
    Hits:
    103,950

    23 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 71

    Tags
    Summary

    The one thing nobody who knew her could deny was that when Hermione Granger wanted something, she took it.

    Which led her here—in her shortest skirt and her tallest boots, leaning against the barricade in front of the stage as she sang along to every word, determined to catch the attention of one—or all—of The Marauders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    7,712

    12 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    When he retired from Quidditch and took up the mantle as the head of the family, he anticipated many things.

    Violence. Blood. War.

    Foolishly, he assumed there would also be times of peace, lulls in the chaos. And there could be, if only his wife would stop running her mouth to the wrong people.

    -- OR --
    Mob boss Viktor and Brat Ginny freak a lot, nasty style.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,956

    12 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 51

    Tags
    Summary

    Creature Rights Advocate Hermione Granger pays a visit to convicted murderer Draco Malfoy with a trick up her sleeve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    494
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    5,105

    11 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    Tom Riddle had a great, powerful love. A woman who was the embodiment of his very soul, with a laugh that was woven into the marrow of his very bones and amber eyes that saw through to the core of who he was. She understood his vision, understood why he needed to seek the power he’d been robbed of, and vowed to stand by his side.
    And she did.
    Until she was gone.
    Now, caught in the in between, a spiritus apparition floating through the trees in the very forest where five men spilled his blood and stole his wife, Tom waits. And he waits. Until finally, his goddess returns to him on the arm of a man descended from those who took her.

    -or-

    Hermione and Ron set out for a peaceful stroll through the woods one early Autumn evening. The forest has other ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,097

    10 Jun 2026

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation