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I Sure Know Mating Calls by AnonFandomBandit for saturnreturn, 1ightafterdark
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Jun 2026
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When Alpha Rio Vidal is informed by her new doctor that they refuse to prescribe her any more suppressants after she has been on them for a decade, she is left with no other option than to find a partner to ride her rut out with. Knowing that it would be too dangerous to rut with a Beta or Omega given how her mating instincts are heightened, Rio searches for an Alpha to hook up with anonymously, on the Alpha dating app Knottd, to get through it without any drama or attachments.
Her entire plan is thrown to the wolves when the beautiful blue-eyed Alpha who broke her heart in college shows up to meet her. Agatha Harkness is a bratty sexual menace who loves to tease and drive Rio crazy, and is all too eager to sink her fangs into her - but Rio is not one to go down without a fight.
AKA: The alpha x alpha agathario rutting partners AU.
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“May the best PI win,” Rio declared, offering her hand. “Which, by the way, will be me.”
Agatha snorted. “Sure, hon.” Not one to sneer in the face of good sportsmanship, Agatha grasped Rio’s hand and shook it firmly. “My office, once the meeting ends?” they offered, unbothered by Rio seeing their hungry gaze flick up and down her body.
Rio smirked. “Give me ten minutes after, so I can debrief my team, and then we can talk.”
“Yes,” Agatha agreed with a lascivious grin. “'Talk'.”
Agatha and Rio are rival pediatric blood cancer research professors at Salem University. They fight a lot. They fuck a lot too. Some would say that they fuck more than they fight.
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All witches possess wings, which are a reflection of their soul and magic.
On the night of Samhain, 1675, Agatha Harkness is born with black wings; the wings of a crow, but mistaken to be the wings of a raven. Wings of Death. She is ostracized by the coven flock and raised to believe Death has marked her evil, sinful soul, and will one day come to claim her.
What she does not know is that Evanora is partially correct. Death will, one day, claim her - because after millennia of waiting, Death's Soulmate has finally been born.
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Riverpaw, a ThunderClan medicine cat apprentice, finds herself embroiled in a plot to help ShadowClan warrior Spiritpaw smuggle kittens away from ShadowClan so that they are not forced into warrior training at two moons, like Spiritpaw was.
So many kittens have died and been killed already, and Spiritpaw's mother, ShadowClan leader Ravenstar, has been blaming Spiritpaw for their deaths, telling the rest of the Clans she is a Kitkiller. Riverpaw and Spiritpaw are trapped in a terrible situation; their relationship is already doubly forbidden - they are cats from different Clans, and Riverpaw is a medicine cat and not allowed to mate.
A series of unexpected events at the Thunderpath when they meet one night to smuggle more kittens into ThunderClan, will change everything.
AKA, the insane warrior cats agathario au that nobody asked for. information on warrior cats and all the character names/descriptions in 2nd chapter. happy bday saturn!
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Rio arrives home after a long week of reaping souls and enjoys a lazy morning with her heavily pregnant wife, Agatha, in their woodland cottage.
A soft little oneshot for Day 1 of Agathario Canon Week: Salem Era.
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find yourself in someone (you were there all along) by empathyhoodie, evgar, mondaychild
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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"What did you think of the scene?"
"The uh—" Rio coughs, "The intimate scene?"
"The in—" Agatha's sigh cuts her off and her laugh enters Rio's space, "Can you not even say the word sex, Rio?"
"I can—" Rio's ears feel hot, and she snatches the beer back, eyes finding the doorway, but there's no one there but them, "I can say sex."
"Oh, can you?" Agatha presses in close until they're almost touching. Rio's not—she's not great with touch; she doesn't receive it much in any capacity. "Because to me, it sounded like you're nervous in the way someone who's never been touched is." Agatha's lips curl into a grin like she's already excited for her next words, and she gasps, over exaggerated, "Are you a virgin, Rio?"
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Rio finds out the new neighborhood book club can never be just book club if they've been nursing a very mild crush on their next door neighbor of seven years.
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20 Jun 2026
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take me down and rip me apart by words_witch
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 May 2026
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“Cariño, no need to lie to me. Especially after everything we've done, we’re no virgin white doves, very far from that.” Rio contained a laugh from excitement. “Did you find it appealing? The feeling of hearing my footsteps from afar, knowing that I’m coming for you? Did you try to hide from me so I could drag you out? Your body wanted to run, just so I could catch you, right?”
Agatha felt her whole body tingling. “Yes.” She breathed out, surrendering.
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when agatha very innocently realizes a new kink of hers, rio is very happy to explore it and take it to another level. it ends up being way more exciting than any of them could anticipate.
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06 May 2026
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I'll Bring Out The Worst In You... Promise by infinite_euphemism
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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Agatha Harkness runs an underground service where she seduces and humiliates arrogant Alphas on behalf of wronged omegas, taking pride in dismantling their disgusting egos. After completing another successful job, her friend Lilia asks her for an unusual favour- helping her shy, underconfident Alpha niece learn to step into her identity. Reluctantly agreeing out of loyalty (and of course payment), Agatha is introduced to Rio, a sweet, unsuspecting Alpha who is nothing like the alphas she’s used to tearing down.
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Saturn Retrograde, Interrupted by scripted_delusion for saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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Trying to navigate the emotional whirlpool caused by a family tragedy that led her partner of ten years to leave her side, Agatha Harkness seeks solitude on a remote island in the Florida Valley. What started as a one-way trip fueled with the will to die turns into a new and exciting chapter of her life—a chapter that rewrites the sorrow, and makes her understand the meaning of Out of death – life.
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15 Feb 2026