AnonVale
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I Need to Edit My Wikipedia Page by AnonVale
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 May 2026
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Rhodey had always wanted to be a firefighter, they’re the real heroes—them and nurses, but he couldn’t be a nurse, he hates hospitals—so maybe if he’d decided to be a firefighter instead of a part-time not-as-gaudy trashcan he would be able to do something like that without dislocating his entire spine—
“How could you say that to me? I am not embarrassing,” Tony hisses. “I’m Iron Man! How could Iron Man be embarrassing you right now?”
“Iron Man isn’t embarrassing me.”
Tony nods, pointing at Rhodey. “Damn right he’s not.”
“Tony Stank is.”
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Not Rocket-Science for Dummies — A Masterclass by Rhodey and MJ by AnonVale
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
04 Mar 2024
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“Peter—look behind you!” The boy clasps Peter’s head, forcefully turning it around.
Peter’s looking.
And—
Well, Rhodey’s not looking at Peter.
He’s looking at a living memory—lightning wit and calculating brown eyes.
Rhodey’s lightheaded with it—with late nights hidden in lab cupboards as tired security guards search for the source of echoing laughter—with breaking into Tiberius Stone’s dorm room and stealing his pipsqueak best friend’s final paper back—with punching Howard Stark in the face, shaking his knuckles out without an ounce of regret—with bunny-eared yearbook photos and shared school hoodies—with ‘I got it! I got it—Rhodey—stop—It’s not even—even heavy’ and ‘It’s a two-hundred pound robot, of course it’s heavy, dummy’—and later—so much later—too late, alway too late—with searching, searching, searching and never finding—
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- Part 1 of For Dum-Es
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(My Baby, Here on Earth) Showed Me What My Heart Was Worth by AnonVale, Not_me_undercover
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Mar 2024
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“If you were an ice cream flavor,” Peter abruptly began, “what flavor would you be?”
Tony glanced at him. “You know there's already an ice cream flavor named after me?”
The kid shrugged. “I know, but what flavor would you choose?”
Tony gave a short hum. “I'm not sure, kid, maybe vanilla? It goes with everything, after all.” At the sudden silence, Tony took another glance.
“Really?” Peter deadpanned, “Not to be that guy, but, you are anything but vanilla.”
“I thought you said I could choose?”
“Yeah, because I didn't think you were going to choose wrong.”
(Or: 5 Times Peter Mentioned His Scholarship Interview, +1 on the day it happened.(This is just pure indulgent irondad.))
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Something Else by AnonVale
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
05 Sep 2023
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Anthony doesn’t even have a chance to knock on the balcony door before it’s flying open. Peter’s form is half blurred as he darts across his shoebox apartment, tugging a ratty hoodie on while simultaneously picking discarded laundry off the floor with his feet. Anthony presses the metal space on his chest that hides the reactor from view, sending the pieces of the suit into storage and resetting any surrounding security cameras in the same motion.
“Hey kiddo,” Peter says, voice muffled by grey fabric. “Is it Tuesday already?”
“Nope,” Anthony makes sure to pop the last syllable as he saunters through the apartment.
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- Part 1 of Heart of Iron
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For Dum-Es by AnonVale
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Mar 2024
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Heart of Iron by AnonVale
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Sep 2023
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