AppalachianApologies
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- MacGyver (TV 2016) (145)
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And On, And On by AppalachianApologies
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
16 May 2026
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Wilhelm enjoys the darkest of rooms. He even, if he were allowed to have an opinion in the matter, would say that he looks forward to it. He doesn't particularly care for the opening act as a whole, but the promise of a deep sleep will always be alluring.
The knowledge that he will rest in his own body is merely a bonus.
Companion Piece to The Show Must Go On
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- Part 2 of Die Bühne
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On the Derelict Path by AppalachianApologies
Fandoms: We Buried The Wrong Guy - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
03 May 2026
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Jonnie knows he's easy pickings. He's the smallest guy in the whole 7th grade and nobody's dumb enough on the planet to stick up for him. In and out of school he plays the role of a punching bag, but that's just what life is for him so he sucks it up and keeps on going.
Jimmy wants to be just like his dad and look out for the little guy. He may not be the smartest guy around but his dad says he's got a lot of heart and he thinks he could probably work with that.
Or, Jimmy and Jonnie meet in seventh grade. Through a cascade of events that neither of them could've ever predicted, this leads them to join the mafia five and a half years later.
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None of the four brave boys have ever been invited to a sleepover. Why not make that change tonight?
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The Show Must Go On by AppalachianApologies
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
22 Feb 2026
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The Audience watches with rapt attention, the stage lights flick on, and the next two performers enter the Cabaret. Over and over the Audience watches with rapt attention, the stage lights flick on, and the next two performers enter the Cabaret.
The only thing that breaks the monotony of the stage is the fate of Wilhelm's previous body. Shot, stabbed, mutilated, beaten, and impaled.
If the Host was allowed to care, they think they probably would.
Companion Piece to And On, And On
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- Part 1 of Die Bühne
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On the day of his father's arrest, Malcolm has the stark realization that things will never be okay again. He's reminded of this fact over and over as months turn into years, as years turn into decades: things will never be okay.
It comes as a surprise when the opposite may have silently started to become true.
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Die Bühne by AppalachianApologies
Fandom Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
16 May 2026
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“Are you aware I’m not actually your wife?” Hawkeye asks, interrupting his own disjointed but keenly opinionated ramblings about some article he dug out of one of the journals that had recently arrived in the mail.
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BJ, the family values encompassed by caretaking, and—relevantly—Hawkeye.Bookmarked by AppalachianApologies
07 Sep 2025
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Video Killed the Radio Star by pidgeode for AppalachianApologies
Fandoms: A Penchant for the Ordinary (2022)
11 Jul 2024
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Fuck you, Dad.
The thought is sudden, and it shocks me. I shouldn’t be mad at him. It wasn’t his fault he died, or that he worried so much. It wasn’t his fault I’m here.
But I am.
(Or: Jaime is having trouble after James’s death. Davy is there, because somehow, he always is.)
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12 Jul 2024
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“I really, really want to make a joke about bats and blindness. Will you punch me if I make a joke about bats and blindness?” Matt shakes his head, grinning. “Okay, so we’re Superspud and Blind-As-A-Batman.”
In which Foggy uses his law degree to peddle coffee to unsuspecting caffeine junkies, and Matt is his favorite customer. Who may or may not be Batman.
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Bookmarked by AppalachianApologies
10 Jun 2020
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Outsider POV for Cairo week 2020
Warning for swear words and gun violence.
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03 Mar 2021
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If there's one thing Foggy Nelson knows about Matt Murdock, it's how tactile he is.
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Bookmarked by AppalachianApologies
29 Jun 2020