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“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”
“Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”
“I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”
“There are worse ways to die.”
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05 Jul 2026
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Lady Al-Hashimi glances down at Trinity, then back up to Augusta. “Did Trinity not inform you?”
“Inform me of… what?”
Lady Al-Hashimi laughs, soft and sweet.
“That she is my wife, of course.”
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Baran’s husband dies – and subsequently leaves her, and their two year old son to deal with the aftermath.
Enter Trinity Santos, who’s long resigned to living the life of a spinster. That is, until her mother decides that a married rake of a daughter would at the very least be better, than an unmarried rake of a daughter.
(Cue, a fake marriage plot).
(or, alternatively: trinity needs a wife, baran needs a distraction, and i wrapped all of their issues up nicely into a regency au).
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27 Jun 2026
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"You would do this for a complete stranger?" Yolanda asks, frowning in confusion.
In what world does she find a beautiful, intelligent stranger not only willing to play along with her lie for ten minutes to avoid embarrassment, but who actually wants to keep up the ruse for another full day? Did she somehow step through the looking glass when she arrived in Baltimore?
Trinity shrugs. "Well, yeah. It seems fun. Or like I'll at least get a good story out of it. Like, Hey, one time I pretended to date this stranger I met in a hotel and met her whole family at a wedding, it was wild."
"Are you absolutely serious?"
"I mean, I'll workshop it a bit. But yeah."
"No, about doing this."
"Yeah,” Trinity says with a wild grin. “If you want me."
Yolanda nods. This could work. "I do."
yolanda needs a fake girlfriend for her cousin's wedding, and runs into the perfect person for the job at the rehearsal dinner.
after the weekend's over, they'll never see each other again... right?
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25 Jun 2026
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BEEEEEEEEEEP.
The honk comes without warning. For half a second, Carol thinks she has been shot.
Then it keeps going. A sustained, unbroken, eat-shit honk. The kind LA people deploy when they want to fuck you up as a person.
The honking stops. The Range Rover's window comes down.
"Are you leaving the space or not." The woman says it flat, and bored.
Carol puts her own window down. Slowly, for the fuck of it.
“No, lady. I'm not leaving. I’m parked. This is a parking space, and I have parked a car in it. Like a human being is allowed to. Your response to that was to put your hand flat on a horn for what, an hour? What the fuck is wrong with you?”
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A feud for the ages. Two strangers let a parking incident burrow into their minds and slowly consume their every thought and action
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- Part 3 of Close Quarters
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22 Jun 2026
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Al-Hashimi laughed again, almost mockingly. The mean lilt of it was so far removed from the emotionless, hyper-professional image Santos had built of Al-Hashimi in her mind that it stunned her into silence.
"I'm afraid you may have misplaced your faith," Al-Hashimi bit back.
In a rundown diner at five o'clock in the morning on July 5th, Santos loses one hero and finds another.
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18 Jun 2026