AstronautBeans
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- Lifesteal SMP (52)
- Hermitcraft SMP (51)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (25)
- Unstable Universe (Web Series) (22)
- Empires SMP (15)
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Leo is part of the camera crew of BING, one of the most successful bands that has popped up lately, and it's a job that has been nothing but the best thing to ever happen to him.
The only downside of this job is Yungy, the stupidly attractive drummer of the band who has made it his life goal to get under Leo's skin.
He won't let him. Surely.
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“No, the whole server wants us dead after that first week.”
At the new voice, their three heads whip around to the entrance of the kitchen. There, hands on his sides, chin raised, goggles over his eyes and a penguin beak of a mask hiding away the rest of his face, stands none other than SB737. With their attention on him, he raises his hands to lift the goggles and reveal his eyes. Beyond the obvious grin at his grand entrance, there’s also an exhaustion to them.
“SB!” his counterpart cheers. “There’s my favourite guy to bully!”
Jaron notices immediately that the mask doesn’t follow the goggles and instead stays on. He stores the information away for later—who knows, maybe it’s part of his quirk?
Or, Jaron meets this Lifesteal’s SB for the first time. He’s an enigma, that’s for sure. And an annoying one at that.
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- Part 6 of the Lost and Found
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Yungy dies and loses a heart to Theo. Leo pays him a quick visit at spawn.
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Pentar is having a really fantastic time—or the opposite—feeling things for his friends he hasn't felt before. Woogie offers some help.
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Pentar and Yungy meet up for the first time. It'll be the first time Pentar sees his face and it takes some convincing until Yungy lets him.
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a crossover between AstronautBeans' Eldritch Lifesteal AU and EvilRat_Sabre's Lost Jaron AU. set in seasons 6 and 7 of Lifesteal
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random works inside my Eldritch Lifesteal universe
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astro's drabble collection by AstronautBeans
Fandom Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 May 2026
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- 600
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into the minuteverse by AstronautBeans
Fandom Altar SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Apr 2026
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And The Universe Said You Are Not Alone by AstronautBeans
Fandom House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP
09 Jun 2025
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Want to code in ao3?
Heres how!
This work will teach you how to code on ao3 from simple to more advanced techniques.
Some code featured in this work is credited to their respected authors, so be sure to check them out as well!
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- Part 1 of Ao3 C̵̬̳͕̲̪̖̉̎̂͌̿̊̈́̅o̶̬̳͇͙̤̎̄͗̈́̓̃̔̚͜͝d̷̙̹̖̳̪̞̬̗̔͐́̏̕i̶̧͈̱̣̝̍ͅn̸̛͉̤̙̭̂̾̏̏̑̈́̀̎̅̅͂g̸̢͉͈̦͍͎̮͎̭̮̉̌́̇̄̓͜ͅͅ
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- English
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- 41,554
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
19 Nov 2025
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The Great Ashswag Heist (he gets universe swapped) by an_egghead
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
23 Jan 2025
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Lifesteal Ashswag and Unstable Universe Ashswag are pretty different ngl. Their universes are too. So. What if they get universe swapped and now have to cope with it? Turns out, what you get is a lot of torment and a really fun time writing!
aka
everyone's confused
Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
20 Jan 2025
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Dirt, Void and Blood. by EvilRat_Sabre for AstronautBeans
Fandoms: Skyblock Kingdoms SMP
31 Oct 2024
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To Viking, the void just is.
And now he is in the void.
And now he died again.
It's delicate work. Can't be half done, unless he wants to do it again, thus he was being careful, painfully slow if anyone but himself were to be asked.
Blood was covering his hands, covering his infected leg and the skulk festering on it, the fungus way too tiny and underdeveloped to be able to realize its demise was coming.
A foul smell permeated the air, rotten and poisonous. Viking breathed through his nose, used to the smell, but disgusted by it.
“It's okay, it's fine. Keep going, Viking. Keep going.” He talked with himself, voice shaky.
It wasn't even all the blood that disturbed him, nor the act of carving his own leg out of his body. It's the sudden reminder that he isn’t alone on his own skin.
Or
For this Halloween I made Viking Pilot (More) dead.
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
01 Nov 2024
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Sean had gone to join Legundos kingdom with his knights to learn how they worked, gain knowledge in how to defeat them. Little did he know that making that decision meant he would never leave again.
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“You- Your a- you-” Sean couldn't speak, could barely breathe through the fear choking him.Legundo- or the thing pretending to be human hummed. “Say it, Sean.” The crackle of his voice filled the air and Sean pressed himself further into the wood of the wall.
“I have not heard that name from a mortal's mouth in a long, long time.” The being in front of him hummed, his voice echoing in his head. “Usually it was said with much more… fear or worry than you are currently. But… you have always been interesting, haven't you Sean?”
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22 Sep 2024
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the yellow dashes in the street by withyourrhythm for stressed_sock
Fandoms: Scenario SMP
10 Aug 2024
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Shadow is happy (read: not) with his miserable life, full of mistakes and misunderstandings. So he's not at all pleased (read: that's up for debate) with the universe dropping a doppelganger of his estranged best friend on his lap.
Or,
got-scenario!legundo gets transported into modern!shadow's living room. shenanigans ensue.
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- English
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
10 Aug 2024