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    "Why don't I tell you a story, then? You may not be able to relate—it's my story after all, and you're not that good at hockey, but try to keep up."

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    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    Hudson Williams and Shane Hollander meet at a bar.

    Hudson wants to fuck his doppleganger; this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all. Shane tries very hard to decline politely.

    Later, he calls Ilya, who is not jealous at all by the way.

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    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Shane and Ilya are just trying to have a good night while Shane's phone is trying to be the ultimate cockblock.

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    26 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    An angel. Shane's stomach flipped (or did it drop?) at such a tender comparison. On nights like these where everything was fast and Rozanov played rough with him, he half-expected something filthy, "whore", maybe, "slut," sharp Russian consonants that stung as deliciously as a slap to the meat of his cheek. Shane glowed, molten. With Rozanov's seed painting his red cheeks, he had seldom felt so debauched, and yet the man above him called him an angel.

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    what's a guy gotta do to get a text back? jerk off about it?

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the goal being to sell hockey to British audiences.

    Warning: The author knows as much about hockey as Philomena Cunk.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Shane gets called ‘boring.’ Ilya makes it worse by playing along. Shane tries to pretend it's fine. Ilya calls his bluff.

    Cue in a fight, a stubborn silence, a slammed door that never closes, and a tiny, broken sound that changes everything.


    “You say you’re boring, fine. You can be boring for the whole damn world. I’ll still kiss you senseless and drag you home after every game. I’ll still make you moan loud enough to shake the walls. None of that changes.”

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Holy shit. Hollander. You are on Instagram live.”

    “No, I don’t want to livestream. Hey— can we not focus on this? I miss you. Thanks for coming. It’s been a while. I just want to—”

    “Do not put me on camera, no— Shane. Hand me the phone.”

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    → @ilyasplants: ilyas here. thers no fucking way. im being pranked
    → @holllanderrrr: ILYAS THERE WITH HIM??? OH MY GODDD
    → @hollazia: SHANE HOLLANDER GAY ILYA ROZANOV GAY HOMOSEXUALS

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Six months after their Boxing Day breakup, Shane puts the cottage where they once learned to love each other openly up for sale. Ilya buys it anonymously, unable to bear the thought of anyone else living inside the life they built there.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

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    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    19 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 19

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    Shane is being blackmailed by Ilya Rozanov.

    (He's not, but let's let him have this one. As a treat.)

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    19 Jul 2026

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    heated rivalry reddit

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    16 Jul 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    "Shane, do you have any comment on allegations that your on-ice performance declined after you started your affair with Rozanov? Have you seen the blogger who has been re-analyzing your stats and making that case?"

    Shane wrinkled his brow. "Don't call it an affair," he said, reflexively. "That makes it sound like we were cheating. And no, no comment."

    "I will comment," Ilya said. "It is ridiculous."

    "I'm sorry," Shane said, his brain just now catching up to the second half of the question. He really hated the word "affair." It had distracted him. Too much, apparently. "Did you say something about my stats?"

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    Or: Shane had no intention of giving the press any information about when he and Ilya started hooking up. Ever. It was so thoroughly nobody's business.

    But what was he supposed to do, just let people be wrong about his stats?

    (Set post-Long Game, with vague Long Game spoilers.)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    "Shane Hollander," he said. "We are lying in the very comfortable bed you bought for me to fuck you in, in the very weird condo you bought, also for me to fuck you in."

    "It's an investment," Shane grumbled.

    "And I have just fucked you, I think, very well," Rozanov continued. "At least I do not remember any complaints."

    He swung his body easily across the bed, pinning Shane in place.

    "No complaints," Shane huffed, almost a laugh. "No complaints here."

    "So why the fuck," Rozanov said into the soft skin beneath Shane's ear, "are you asking me about other men?"

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    Or: Shane thinks what he needs to do is fuck another man. Just to see. Just to know. Just to test if it's only Rozanov who can make him feel this way.

    But he has no idea how to go about fucking a stranger without it immediately becoming a story in the tabloids.

    And he can think of only one person to ask for advice. So, in a post-coital haze, he makes the obvious move: he asks Ilya Rozanov, his extremely casual fuckbuddy, for advice on how to pick up other men.

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    09 Jul 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 48

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    "I think they get you hot, Hollander," Ilya says. "I think you want to fuck them so bad you act stupid."

    Several parts of Shane's life click suddenly into place.

    "Fuck."

    There's such a fine line between hating someone and wanting someone and Ilya is more Shane's type than he realized.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    After a long while, when his breathing had evened out and the shaking had subsided, Ilya pulled back just enough to look at him. His eyes were soft, full of a warmth that was just for him.

    “Next time you brag,” Rozanov said, an intimate murmur, and a final gentle reprimand. “Do it about something true.”

    During a charity skills challenge, Hollander talks big on camera about being “the more disciplined one.” Rozanov lets it slide publicly--then handles it privately.

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    30 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 42

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    Trapped together in a hotel elevator, Shane and Ilya try, and fail, to keep their hands and mouths to themselves.

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    16 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 50

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    Shane is about to board a plane when he gets a text from "Lily." An audio message, four minutes long. How long can four minutes really be?

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    14 Jun 2026

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