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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    Ilya was content to watch Shane lose himself to pleasure, but as the Canadian shifted slightly on his knees, the tip of his engorged cock grazed the comforter. He threw his head back, his surprised cry turning into a helpless, drawn out, groan. The hand plunging silicone into his hole stilled as he gulped for breath and gathered himself. Shane rearranged himself, and as he did, he settled his heated cheek against a pillow and his face turned towards the door. Towards Ilya. His eyes were shut, but as his arm began to flex again and the symphony of wet slapping resumed, the Canadian’s eyes fluttered in ecstasy, before opening and locking with Ilya’s.

    Oh Fuck.

    The very second their eyes locked, Shane bolted upright, an overstuffed pillow clutched to his chest and a panicked yelp tearing from his throat.

    “Shush darling, it’s just me.” Ilya rushed to calm Shane down, like a spooked horse in a thunderstorm. His hands were stretched out in front of him, desperate to touch.

    “Surprise.” Ilya winked.

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    Ilya comes home early and finds his husband pleasuring himself. He lends a hand. Or tongue ;)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21

    Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on??

    Clara @hockeyfan101

    Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash.

    Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    30 May 2026

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    Roz
    you are all trying to make my phone explode?

    Roz
    what is problem

    Roz
    is someone dying

    Roz
    someone better be dying

    Shane
    What’s happening? Is everyone okay?

    Hazy
    @Shane Do you have a tattoo?

    Shane
    DO I HAVE A WHAT?

    (the cens win the cup and go celebrating after. cue drunk shenanigans and hungover texting)

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    29 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    It was an ingenious idea, really. Ilya had seen tomorrow's date on his calendar and suddenly, a plan formed in his head. He had smirked and gone to bed giddy. This was going to go great. There was absolutely no way for it to blow up in his face.

    or, Ilya tries to prank Shane for April Fools' Day. It backfires. Kinda.

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    25 May 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    23 May 2026