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Anthony Crowley sells computer systems to London businesses–and specializes in sneaking extra charges and fees into the associated contracts. It’s not his fault no one actually reads the paperwork before signing it.
He thinks mild-mannered bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell will be an easy mark; surely no one that old-fashioned and dotty will spot a few carefully-worded technical clauses in his contract.
And then Aziraphale comes back with some very polite, very pointed questions – and Crowley decides that maybe pulling off the sale isn’t his first priority anymore…
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
18 Mar 2021
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It wasn't difficult for Crowley to slither into the position of "Snake God"... it was Ancient Egypt after all. No, the hard part was figuring out how to handle a relationship with an angel who happened to be living amongst the slaves.
Posting my Prince of Omens comic here so I can share the more nsfw chapters without fear of them getting flagged.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
03 Jun 2020
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“Seduction, of course, is an option,” Beelzebub continues, oblivious to Crowley’s broken brain. “We would like to see him fall. How you get there is unimportant.”
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
16 Apr 2020
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
11 Mar 2020
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be mine tonight (be mine forever) by artenon for katherine1753
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale knows he’s a solitary person. He knows Crowley may very well be his only true friend. He doesn’t mind this. He does, however, very much mind learning that his coworkers have a betting pool on whether he’ll be coming alone to the department holiday party next week. He especially minds when he learns that the reason there is a betting pool in the first place is because their intern, young Newton Pulsifer, is the only one naïve enough to believe Aziraphale might have a date.
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In retaliation to a bet made against him, Aziraphale asks Crowley to be his date to the office holiday party. Certainly there are no flaws to be found in this plan. Certainly the secret love Aziraphale has been harboring for Crowley for the past several years won't be an issue. Certainly not.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
17 Dec 2019
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The Grinch Who Sold Christmas by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, a big-time attorney from London, is sent to small-town Tadfield to close a deal before Christmas that would sell out half of high street to a fancy developer and put him up for partner at his firm. The deal will run the local businesses out and change the landscape of the town forever, but that’s none of Crowley’s business; he’s just doing a job.
But as the town invites him to share in their lives, their hopes, and their holiday celebrations, and as the enigmatic Aziraphale invites him to share in something more, Crowley starts to wonder: if everything has its price, is he still willing to pay what this deal will cost?
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
08 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley are trapped in an elevator playing the Turtles' "Happy Together" on repeat.
There are limits to even the most angelic self-restraint.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
14 Nov 2019
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There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.
Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.
Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
01 Nov 2019
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A Curious Case of Miracles on Marlborough Street by akfedeau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Nov 2019
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After stopping the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally take the next step in their six-thousand-year friendship. But when a spate of miracles sweeps across Soho and Mayfair, they realize their amorous escapades may have an unintended side effect. As they scramble to restore balance and an archangel arrives to investigate, Heaven and Hell’s messengers learn that you can never have too much of a good thing.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
28 Oct 2019
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Hell Freezes Over by charliebrown1234, Turcote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2019
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The year is 2002, and Crowley and Aziraphale are sent to Alaska to investigate a decommissioned entrance to Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
20 Oct 2019
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these furious passions, these chances by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2019
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Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.
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02 Oct 2019
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open wide (here comes original sin) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2019
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"Come here," said Crawly, beckoning. "I'll give you a lift."
"Really?" Aziraphale asked, brightening. "That would be wonderful — you're too kind."
"Don't say that."
"Oh, of course — um — I'm sure you're very dastardly, forcing an angel to be indebted to you."
Crawly looked Aziraphale up and down. He hadn't been thinking of favors. He'd been more preoccupied by how Aziraphale's sodden robes clung to his chest and back, the white fabric turned translucent by the rain.
It's been rather more than seven days since creation; Crawly and Aziraphale take advantage of the fact that Heaven hasn't had a chance to invent anti-sodomy laws yet.
Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
29 Sep 2019
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You'll Never Get to Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia for romana03
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Dec 2019
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“I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.
“Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."
“It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."
“Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.
“Will you come to a party with me?"
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Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).
Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
21 Sep 2019
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all i need, darling, is a life in your shape by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
16 Sep 2019
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Crowley and Aziraphale have had feelings for each other for a very long time. It takes a date at the lake and a round of 36 Questions That Lead To Love to give them the final push.
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
13 Sep 2019
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
11 Sep 2019
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
10 Sep 2019
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Possession by spunknbite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Sep 2019
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“So my idea, and please don’t dismiss it offhand - ” Aziraphale settles back against the pillows, “I think you should possess me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” Crowley says flatly.
Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
09 Sep 2019
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Build Our Kingdom by Mackem for dairyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2019
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“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years.
“You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket.
“Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket.
Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.”
Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”
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Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
07 Sep 2019
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It's You, You're All I See by I_Am_The_Dreamweaver
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2019
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After surviving Heaven and Hell, Crowley decides a holiday is exactly what they need. Aziraphale isn't so sure, but in the end, it may just be the perfect time and place to decide what exactly they'll be to each other from now on and say (or not say) some things that have been six thousand years in the making.
Features a truly ridiculous amount of fluff, terrifying driving and some bonus art history trivia.
Bookmarked by AutumnAtMidnite
06 Sep 2019