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It's Obito's thirty-second birthday and though he has plans, the day gets turned on its head and Obito prays he can make it through it.
“Your turn, old man,” Sasuke said, his smirk morphing into a grin.
“You’re supposed to be nice to me today since it’s my birthday,” Obito said.
“Why start now?” he questioned.
“Hey, Obito,” Itachi said, poking his head out of his room, “I hate to do it, but can you make it quick today? I have an appointment in an hour.”
“Yeah,” Obito grumbled.
“Thanks,” Itachi said, giving him a rare smile.
Slamming the bathroom door behind him, Obito counted to ten in hopes that his temper would return to a simmer. He was nearly there, repeating a mantra that was counterproductive yet made him feel better at the same time.
“God, I hate this family.”
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01 Jul 2026
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Obito is not a fan of horror movies. Neither, as it turns out, is Sasuke.
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- Part 73 of 365 Days of Naruto AUs
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01 Jul 2026
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A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.
Updates sporadically.
- Language:
- English
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- 67,363
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 15
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30 Jun 2026
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What if Itachi’s favourite was not only Sasuke?
What if the Uchiha clan was a respected instead of a feared clan in Konoha?
What if Fugaku was a good father to all his children?Itachi knew his mother always wanted him to have a sister.
“Mom, can I have an otouto?”
“An otouto, Itachi-kun? But don’t you think an imouto would be cute, too?”or:
The minute she realised she had been put inside the Naruto universe, she thought she was screwed. But the moment she found out she had been reborn as Uchiha Sasuke’s twin sister, she knew she was double-screwed-and-a-half.
(Mostly GEN! — Pairings are undecided and can still change, and are not the focus of this story, at least not for a long while.)- Language:
- English
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- 201,920
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- 44/?
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- 7
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- 1,078
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30 Jun 2026
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In one world, Kakashi awoke, felt grieved at being assigned a team he sees his own in, and he let that grief make him a lazy teacher. He saw himself in Sasuke, Obito in Naruto, and Rin in Sakura. He woke, saw himself in them, and took a large step back, regretting accepting them as his new team. In another world he was quite hands off, merely a watcher because it was so very painful to watch. He saw himself and all his mistakes in this new team of his.
In this world, Kakashi awoke, saw the similarities, and instantly panicked. He suddenly realized what he had done, passing a team. Kakashi was left scrambling not to repeat old mistakes and regrets. This team would not suffer the fate of his team.
In this world, simply put, Kakashi became a teacher. This is the starting of a new Team seven.
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- Part 1 of How to Make a Team
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- English
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- 40,028
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 60
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- 1,298
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28 Jun 2026
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Obito uses genjutsu inappropriately.
It works.
But not on everyone.- Language:
- English
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27 Jun 2026
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After Rin's death, Obito tries to be okay. Things get better once he starts kissing Kakashi, but Kakashi is hiding something from him.
The summary is bad but this fic contains quite possibly the best confession scene I've ever written. Do what you will with that information!
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27 Jun 2026
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“Okay,” the older Obito intones, dragging out the vowels. He steps back, flicking his thumb into the blade of a now-unsheathed kunai strapped to his belt and dropping down to a knee in an instant.
"Pakkun?" Kakashi asks, voice vaguely strangled. It may be the most emotion that Minato has ever been able to wrench out of him.
Kakashi and Obito are going through a rough patch in their relationship right now.
Unfortunately for them, life (namely, a time-traveling, mini Team Minato being plopped into a future where two-fourths of them are dead) could not give less of a damn.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Wouldn’t want to lose my soon-to-be personal punching bag to his tendency to fall out of windows,” Obito grouses, but it falls short of biting and lands somewhere between fond and gods why me which for Obito might as well be a confession of everlasting adoration. Unfortunately for him, the lighting isn’t quite low enough to disguise the heat rising in his face.
“Ooh, Obito, your personal punching bag?” Kakashi leers, leaning as much as humanly possible on Obito without outright jumping into his arms. “Does this mean we’re exclusive?”
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27 Jun 2026
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With the belief that reincarnation is a plausible thing to happen, I wasn't exactly surprised to find myself being reborn. However, surprise took place when I found myself being reborn as Nohara Rin out of all people. Perhaps fate has a strange sense of humour. But nevertheless; I am Rin and I'm definitely screwed. SIOC.
Cross-posted in FFn
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- Part 1 of Possibilities
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- English
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- 109,652
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- 18/?
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27 Jun 2026
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While training his students, Kakashi is met with the familiar presence of his fellow jounin, Obito on the field. Unfortunately for him, Kakashi hasn't yet fulfilled his quota of teasing his hero/best friend/possible crush and it may be more than Obito can handle.
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26 Jun 2026
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Mikoto stared at Fugaku. Her husband stared back. There was a deafening silence before it was broken.
“Oh dear.” Fugaku murmured in rising horror.
Mikoto kept her facial expressions blank. “Oh dear doesn’t cover the half of it my love.”
Or: A child was born into the Uchiha family five years before Itachi. This is quite possibly the worst thing to happen to the Clan since Madara.
- Language:
- English
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- 31,033
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 13
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- 200
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
26 Jun 2026
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It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.
Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.
Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.
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- Part 1 of Wisdom 'Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 312,756
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 54
- Comments:
- 4,389
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- 11,245
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
25 Jun 2026
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A.k.a. Umino Iruka vs. Marriage
Umino Iruka is not getting married, has no plans to get married, and does not want to get married. He's far too busy to consider a relationship at the moment, what with trying to overhaul all of Konoha's administration systems, including the Civil Partnerships Department.
No, the problem is that everyone else has gotten married. Everyone.
(Or: In which Konoha has sort of been Shinobi Vegas for decades and this has consequences.)
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- Part 5 of Team Seven vs. Paperwork
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- English
- Words:
- 37,937
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 696
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- 3,166
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- 650
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- 59,923
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22 Jun 2026
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Moon beams, wolf fangs, and other silver things in Obitos room by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2024
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Obito woke up to the press of weight over him.
He blinked blearily upwards, eyes sticky and mind disoriented from sleep as he tried to understand what was happening.
When he finally processed the fact that there was someone hovering over him, someone who must have broken into his home, he jolted fully awake, nearly throwing himself off of the bed before he realized exactly who the intruder was.
"Wha— Kakashi?"
Or, Kakashi time travels back to his genin days. Obito is appropriately confused.
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22 Jun 2026
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Obito only has one goal, to graduate and then leave the god forsaken town for good. All those faces, the judgmental eyes, the laughter, the ridicule, years of pretending they don’t affect him, he’s absolutely sick of it all. He wants nothing more than to leave that miserable place controlling his every will. That is until he meets Kakashi, a boy whose world is more than meets the eye.
- Language:
- English
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- 241,000
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 536
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18 Jun 2026
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No one is afraid of the girl who calls herself Rin-Rin, not at first. She's a genius (a couple decades of another life will do that), but she's annoying, clinging to childhood even as her body count climbs. She'd much rather be adored than feared, especially by her favorite
victimspeople.But her village is at war, and the more Rin loses to its gaping maw, the more she yearns to shed her cute mask and let her enemies know why they should be afraid.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,728
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 544
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16 Jun 2026
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Kakashi Hatake was pretty sure his new genin were going to be the death of him.
They were worth it, though.
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- Part 1 of By Your Side
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 609,514
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Collections:
- 9
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- 523
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16 Jun 2026
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Hot Off the Press by kentuckyfriedmegumi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Fushiguro Megumi is a hard news journalist for a fairly successful newspaper in Toshima City, one of the central wards in Tokyo. He specializes in writing news for crime and politics.
Crime and politics.
So, when his Editor-In-Chief, Gojo Satoru, decides to put him on a sports feature, highlighting some famous boxer known as Itadori Yuuji, Megumi can't help but consider quitting right then and there.
Seriously, what kind of story could come from that?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,316
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 2,558
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- 10,999
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- 2,745
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
16 Jun 2026
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https://end-otw-racism.tumblr.com/post/716978822501875712/fandom-against-racism-a-manifesto
Orochimaru had always called him mercurial. Sasuke grimaces in mild disgust at the thought of the snake sannin. He shakes off the memory of cold hands on his skin to focus on the human floating in the tank before him.
Well, he could screw off with his thinly veiled insults. He wasn't alive, he didn't count.
OR: From four disjointed teenagers to the hunter team Hebi to the famous - or infamous - Taka, they've always had their ups and downs. But no one can say they regret it, in the end.
(DISCONTINUED)
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- Part 1 of sasuke's revolution verse woooo
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,611
- Chapters:
- 23/25
- Collections:
- 1
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- 406
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
16 Jun 2026