AwkwardProfessor
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The Hollander Bouquet (full of lillies) by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Jul 2026
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Shane stumbles into the best excuse to avoid getting dragged to a club; he's already got a hookup (that's totally real). What he doesn't expect is for this to be the hottest gossip to sweep through the MLH as his 'roster' gets compared to Ilya's wild hook up ways.
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A Shameless Anniversary (the first) by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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Ilya thinks he's got their anniversary in the bag. Afterall it's their first one and he's excited to celebrate their love. Shane hasn't brought it up at all.
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Save a Horse, Ride a Bull? by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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After some flirtatious sexting and a solid win, Shane is feeling pretty good and lets himself get dragged out to a bar with the boys. When a chance to show off his skills comes along, he's in just the right headspace to take advantage of it.
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Mutual System Maintenance by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Jan 2026
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ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip
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Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.
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Shane has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Ilya
Guess whatShane
What?Ilya
We are getting married tomorrow!!Shane
Oh shit, I meant to tell you
A thing came up, sorry!
Totally unavoidableIlya
SHANEor: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.
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- Part 5 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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21 Jul 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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20 Jul 2026
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big things happen every time we meet by throughadoor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jul 2026
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John's #1 Parlay of the Day @johnchukbetzone
I'll leave it to others to argue whether the relationship should even be permitted by the league. But vital information was concealed from bettors by failing to disclose when it started. Hollander & Rozanov may have allowed billions of dollars to be wagered under false pretenses.storrowed by ilya @storrowed_by_ilya
I really should have known that the people with the absolute most deranged and late-stage capitalism reactions to the Rozanov/Hollander relationship would be online sports gamblers. You got me there. That one's on me.Halfway through Shane and Ilya’s first season playing together in Ottawa, an online sports betting company figures out how to make itself the main character when it comes to social media’s new favorite topic.
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20 Jul 2026
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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19 Jul 2026
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runaway by ur_worst_nitemare
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jul 2026
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He shook his head. The runaway idea was stupid—there’s no way they’d be able to pull it off and even if they did, there were just so many things that could go wrong. He didn’t know if he could pull off a convincing scheme like this, he knew he’d leave some kind of sign (but what if he was careful)? Plus he had no idea if Ilya would actually be ok with dropping everyone and running—also what about Svetlana, would she be ok with doing all of that? He already felt like he asked Ilya to give up too much despite his reassurances and this would just be another thing he’d be asking Ilya to leave.
There was just no way that would work—right?
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Shane and Ilya don't come out to Yuna and David. Instead, they leave everything behind.
Main storyline is complete!! Anything after chapter 8 is a bonus :)