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“This will not be pleasant for you,” he rasps, “once we begin, I will not be able to stop.”
You study his flushed body, his ragged breaths, and solemn eyes. You try to find the violent, rabid creature the elders warned you about, but all you’re met with is a question.
You close the distance between you two, and whisper, “Then don’t.”
Or, every hundred years, the dragon protecting your valley demands a mate to join him in his lair, never to return. Certain events compel you to volunteer yourself, but nothing could have prepared you for what awaited you on the mountain.
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17 May 2026
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A sorcerer is summoned into a Camelot embroiled in a siege.
And, as if Merlin didn't already have enough problems, the summoned man shares his face and claims to be the high-sorcerer of Camelot from another world.
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10 May 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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10 May 2026
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Assi wakes up in a new universe as a Jedi youngling.
She’s not powerful nor trying to be. She’s just grateful for a second life and plans to enjoy it while it lasts. She knows the Jedi are doomed, and if things go south, she’s ready to go down with the Temple. But until then? She’s just vibing.
Then one of her silly holos goes viral.
Suddenly, she’s wondering...maybe they just need better PR?
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- Part 1 of PR Guide for Dummies
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06 Apr 2026
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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30 Mar 2026