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Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were the number one and number two draft picks. Their rivalry was highly anticipated after their performance in the Prospect Cup. Everyone was foaming at the mouth to see them on the ice. Their CCM ad campaign was huge. The Rozanov/Hollander rivalry was going to be legendary.
Then the announcement came that Shane Hollander had a family emergency and was pulling out of the 2010-2011 season. There was a very professional comment on his social media saying, “I am sorry to disappoint the Metros fans. Thank you for understanding my family’s need for privacy at this time. I am looking forward to being back on the ice in the future.”
The fans were spiteful, venomous and digging into the private life of the teenage boy they felt was letting them down. People found a birth record for an Iris Hollander with Shane Hollander listed as her father and no mother listed.
Teen dad Shane starts a year later, playing for the Centaurs. Ilya spends a year obsessing over him while Shane raises his daughter.
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Ilya was addicted to social media. He knew this. Everyone knew this. Everyone loved his posts because he was known for oversharing and chirping. But half of his posts were just for Shane, pictures of loons and inside jokes that no one else would ever get.
People were just perplexed when he got a tattoo of a loon feather and captioned it, “The scariest things in life are the best.” When people questioned, him he replied, “They scream like wolves and have demonic eyes.”
But there was one post he didn’t make. He never posted directly about Shane. He and Shane were always private. For a long time there hadn’t been a plan to go public. They wanted to be closer than Boston, and they wanted Ilya to be safe if they ever got outed. They hadn’t intended to come out. But the years were wearing.
Shane and Ilya decide to come out. That means revealing things they would rather not think about. But they say the truth will set you free.
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- Part 10 of The Very Loud Chirp
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The whole thing was overwhelming. Some of it was amazing. The celebratory sex, for instance, was great. Scott had won the Cup. And then he’d kissed Kip right there on center ice. It made Kip feel like Mia from The Princess Diaries, and he would have popped his foot if he wasn’t afraid of falling on the ice. It was all a fairytale moment.
But the internet was brutal. People were ranking him on hotness compared to other WAGs. People were ripping through all his social media to figure out every detail of his life. People were accusing him of turning Scott gay.
And then there was Ilya Rozanov. The Russian made a five-minute video of himself sitting on a couch lecturing Kip on his life.
Kip finds out about the time when Scott almost outed Ilya and Shane on live TV and has to handle it in the aftermath of the Cup win.
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- Part 9 of The Very Loud Chirp
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The Centaurs were improving but not shining. Shane watched Ilya stress out even as he got to count his wins. The media pointed out how far off he was from where he was from where he had been the season before. Ilya smiled but said, “We are not talking about last year’s Ilya. We’re not talking about the Raiders’ Ilya. The Centaurs are coming from another place. So, let’s talk about where we are this season. Last year is done. Different team, different country.”
Shane thought everything was on track. At least Ilya’s sponsorships were picking up speed. When he watched ESPN or the MLH Channel, every fourth ad was either his or Ilya’s. The hottest one was his Diesel ad, where he was just lazily stretching in different tank tops.
But Ilya got a call from Russia that left him shaken. Shane was in Ottawa and could only hear one half of the conversation. Ilya was talking fast, so Shane had a hard time following it. He gathered that Ilya’s dad had gone outside without his shoes in the snow. He recognized the words for hospital and doctor, but there were words he didn’t know.
Ilya settles into his new life in Canada. But the death of his father sends him back to Russia.
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- Part 8 of The Very Loud Chirp
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Ilya had been invited over alone to the Hollander’s cottage. It was nerve-racking to be alone with her. But Yuna was his agent. It was her literal job to be nice to him.
Handing over a cup of coffee, she said, “Shane bans work talk from his cottage.”
She settled onto the couch. She had a notepad along with her coffee. It made him think of his therapist back in Boston, reminded him that he would need to find one.
She explained, “You boys have so little time off. But this year is a little weird because I’m stepping into the role of your manager. I gotta get things going for your sponsor deals.”
The guys at the awards had joked that, with Yuna, he would get sponsors, but… “My old manager said no one likes a bad boy, and I was unmarketable. You really think I can get sponsors?”
“No one likes a real bad boy. You chirp and have swagger. You don’t get arrested for drunk driving or hitting your wife. Kids’ brands love a squeaky-clean smile. But, what’s your favorite energy drink?”
Ilya spends time with Yuna alone for the after moving to Canada. She takes over his portfolio. Some of his preferences surprise her.
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- Part 7 of The Very Loud Chirp
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He Came, He Tried by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
02 Nov 2025
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Bucky is the only person who remembers Peter after the events of No Way Home. He's livid with Stephen Strange and determined to help Peter get his life back on track. In the process, the two become best friends, get their shit together, support each other through the ups and downs, eat a lot of cookies, pet a lot of goats, and, eventually, find love.
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Dead Tropes; New Stories by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
20 Oct 2024
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A series of stories based on tropes as old as the hills that hopefully feel new again with slight twists.
I'm Peter Parker; I will Not Be Your Tour Guide is a field trip story.
Then we have a soulmate story with soulmarks in the form of colors on skin that appear whenever soulmates touch. That is the first in a series. The others in that series are in another series called Loving Colors.
Poor Little Rich Boy is an arranged marriage story. But instead of it being about two strangers falling in love after saying "I do," it's about Tony getting out of a living nightmare and getting a happy ending with someone who isn't Steve.
You're My Best Friend is a friends with benefits story where people catch feelings.
Step on Fate is another soulmate about love separated by decades.
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Pageant of Death Universe by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
11 Sep 2024
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Point Oh Oh Six by Azure_K_Mello
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
23 Jul 2023
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What if Tony Stark found out he was going to be a dad at the end of Iron Man and got therapy so that he wouldn't make Howard's mistakes?
What if he met the Avengers and said, "Might I suggest therapy?"
What if everyone made healthy choices and supported one another?
There is a point oh oh six percent chance that a condom and the pill will still end up with a pregnancy and — in a world where Tony Stark decided to be a dad — everyone wins.
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heated roommates by biibuckley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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“Fuck you Rozanov.”
He smirks. Even in the dark, Shane can feel it. The way his mouth quirks up and his eyes widen. “If you ask nicely.”
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shane hollander and ilya rozanov are roommates in college who hate each other. until they don’t.
ft. reddit, letterboxd, RA scott hunter, tuna melts and late nights.
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06 Jul 2026
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Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.
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Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.
“Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.
“Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.
“You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”
Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.
The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.
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Of all the florists in Boston by lilliesinwater
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Mar 2026
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“Did Boston Lily send you all these flowers? Shane??” Hayden asks.
“Um,” Shane says helpfully.
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Or, Shane gets hurt in the Boston vs. Montreal game. Ilya crashes out and buys all the lilies in Boston for him.
No one knows about them.
Except for Ilya’s new florist, who never asked to get involved in dumb hockey boys and their messy drama. Also, Cliff is a good friend.
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24 Jun 2026
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
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- Part 1 of lost in the haze
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23 Jun 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov helps the heir to the Russian throne escape on the night the monarchy is overthrown, he never learns whether Shane Hollander survived.
Ten years later, lies are all Ilya has left. Now a con man with nothing left to lose, he plans one final escape. Alongside his partner in crime, Svetlana, he convinces a young man to impersonate the long-lost son of Yuna Hollander, who lives in exile in Paris.
But pretending to be a dead prince comes with consequences. Especially when the man sent to stop them is Ilya’s own brother.
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16 Jun 2026