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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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12 Jan 2026
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Kiss and (Don't) Tell by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Dec 2023
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The Justice League think they can figure out Batman’s secret identity. Batman scoffs and says he could kiss all of them on the mouth (in his civilian identity) without them figuring out it’s him. So Batman makes a bet with the Justice League. What could possibly go wrong?
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Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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Peter Parker, like any 14 year old superhero mutant, really wants to catch a break. And yet somehow, he never gets one. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special, so what gives?
Well, that's only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. Or his extensive track record of running away from his guardians and that he was homeless for a bit. Or the amount of people in his life that have died because he's some kind of bad luck charm. Or that his foster-dad is Tony Stark now.
Or the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school, and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of strange vigilantes that keep stalking him.
He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool. Though something about them- especially Nightwing- is familiar, that's not important. He has enough on his plate right now, considering there are multiple people trying to upend the fabric of time and space. He can figure out the other details later.
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- Part 2 of Catch Me, if You Can
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12 Apr 2024
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fame is the bait (and the switch is your desolate smile) by nowrunalong
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe
26 Nov 2018
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"Superman,” Wayne says emphatically. "Now there’s an interesting guy. The concept of wealth probably doesn’t even register to an alien who could throw a whole skyscraper into the sea if he was in a snit.”
It’s almost hilariously ironic that Wayne is saying this here, in Clark’s place of employment, where Clark works ten-hour shifts to earn enough tip money to pay rent on a one-bedroom apartment.
“He’s gotta live somewhere,” Clark points out.
Or: Clark meets Bruce, and then Superman meets Bruce Wayne. Neither is entirely fooled.
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11 Jan 2024