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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Good morning, Branch."

    "Morning," he answered on autopilot, then did a double take.

    The troll standing next to him definitely hadn't been there a minute ago.

    And he wasn't even dressed for the wedding. Shaggy pants, a thick, worn leather vest, and a pair of stupid skiing goggles resting on his forehead.

    It was John Dory.


    Or, another movie rewrite, where John Dory has a slightly different back story.

    Note: This work is finished, and being published chapter by chapter each week.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Bruce Wayne is notoriously paranoid. He prepares contingency plans for everything, all possible scenarios have a system in place.

    He has systems for other aspects of his life too, like headaches.

    Being Bruce Wayne, he tends to attract many situations that cause headaches.

    If he's being honest, his children are the cause for a solid 60% of them.

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Forks gets a transfer student, beautiful and kind and solemn. The Cullens know he's a vampire, but Harry Potter picked Forks for a reason and he doesn't care if a vampire coven is keeping an eye on him.

    Spans September through December before Twilight.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Third time the charm? Guess again!

    Harriet Potter learns the hard way she can't die after being struck by another killing curse. She goes on a conquest of her own to test her mortality theory. Several fatal death stunts later and fearing what that might mean for her should the Ministry find out, decides that she'll be better off saying "Too-da-loo, bitches!" and fuck off into the blue.

    Aro - unlike his brothers - likes to leave the piazza on the rare occasion so while on the hunt for his next meal, he caught a whiff of something mouth-watering. The blood didn't sing to him but it did make him ravenous.

    It was coming from a young red-headed woman with striking green eyes too ethereal to be entirely human. Aro waited until she was alone when he struck.

    He wasn't assaulted with the girl's memories or emotions upon contact - he drank unable to get enough.

     

    "Oi!" The girl was a whirlwind of fiery anger. "Do I look like some bloody fang banger to you?"

    "How-"

    "YOU BIT ME! Do you know how long it's going to take me to stop looking blue? A fucking WEEK!"

    Aro was stunned and intrigued.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Bella Swan arrived in Volterra expecting a death sentence and the pain and loss of her first love. She didn't expect a man in a frayed knit sweater and a lightning-bolt scar, nor did she expect him to appear as the most powerful man in the room.

    To the guard, he is a Master. To Aro, he is a light. To his world, he is the Ambassador. To Bella? He's the first person to actually ask her what she wants.

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    12 Jul 2026