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Demigods and Those Down On Their Luck by Daydreaming_fics, faeinthewoods
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
26 Dec 2025
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It Wasn't Supposed To Be This Way (But It Was Always Going To End Like This) by some_random_rabbit
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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Footsteps sound from farther away, but seem to be rapidly approaching. They’re swift and strong, moving with purpose.
He has a hard time hearing them over the beating of his heart.
Whoever or whatever it is enters the kitchen, then seems to stop near the threshold. Tango waits a few moments before tentatively peeking his head out from behind the island.
Only a few feet away is a dark shape, form twisting and turning like smoke.
He quickly ducks back and holds his breath. If he can't see it, it's not there!
The footsteps don't resume. Not even after what feels like an eternity of waiting. Tango shuts his eyes tight at some point, hoping beyond hope that he'll make it through this.
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
09 Nov 2025
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“Thank you so much,” Jimmy tells her, pouring every ounce of sincerity into his words—and he truly does mean it. Pearl is risking possibly her only friend just to honor her deal with Jimmy. And maybe that should make him feel worse, because at the end of the day, it’s pity fueling the kind words and actions given to the Ranchers—but Jimmy looks at Pearl and sees nothing but guilt in her exhausted expression. No matter what Scott might say about her, Pearl is a kind soul that just wants a friend and has received nothing but unfair scrutiny.
Jimmy throws her a bone, gives her a chance to take it all back. Maybe he isn’t as eager to get burned by his foolhardy trust as he thought he was. “Are you sure?”
“Yeah.” Pearl waves a flippant hand—all but throwing the metaphorical bone back in Jimmy’s face. “You have it. I can’t just leave like that, that’s not me.”
Unbeknownst to Pearl, Jimmy decides right then and there that Pearl is Team Rancher’s best friend.
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Pearl befriends Team Rancher. This changes everything and nothing at all.
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- English
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- 9,450
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
02 Nov 2025
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saving this to read the next time I feel sad :3
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A Empires Season 2 AU with Jimmy as the Sheriff of Tumble Town, and Tango as a local bandit that is slowly, forecefully, being domesticated. Shenanigans ensue from there. It's arranged in chronological order, but the first one posted was flamin' hot
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
15 Feb 2025
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Tango is a workaholic. Jimmy is a hopeless romantic. They’re friendly enough, but not trapped-in-a-magical-Hallmark-movie-together friendly.
Yet here they are, stuck in a picture-perfect town where every holiday cliché is shoved in their faces. Maybe the only way out is to lean into it—decorate a bit, bake some cookies, skate on some ice.
As long as they’re not part of the clichés themselves… right?
It’s a Hallmark movie. What could possibly go wrong? 🎄
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
17 Jan 2025
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Jimmy’s frantic mutterings of “No no no no–” were almost immediately overtaken by Tango’s shouting the moment the culprit came into view.
"SCAR!"
Scar’s retreating form paused for only a second so he could flash a grin back over his shoulder, and it took everything Jimmy had to remind himself that Scar didn’t know, he didn’t know, he didn’t mean anything by it, it’s all a game to him, it’s all a game–He shouldn’t have left the ranch.
The thought lingered, unwilling to be let go.
He shouldn’t have left the nest. He should have stayed, and maybe he could have stopped Scar before he took up the flint and steel. Maybe he could have stopped him from even getting close. Or maybe, even if Jimmy noticed too late, he could have stopped the spread of the flames before they got out of control.
But more than that…
He should have told Grian.
There was no avoiding it now, he reasoned, as he drew his knees to his chest to try and cradle the blanket-wrapped egg a little closer, to try and keep it a little warmer. Grian had to know. After that evening’s catastrophic turn of events, it was far far too risky to go any longer without speaking up.Series
- Part 2 of Flocks & Pyres
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
10 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
it's so good. i love ranchers cuddles times infinity yay cuties
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face all the pain and take it on (the only hope for me is you) by amybri2002
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Oct 2023
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“Are you sure you’re alright?” Tango asked, leaning in a little closer.
Jimmy went to nod again, but paused, hit with another wave of dizziness. Other people around the table were starting to stare at him as well, a mixture of concerned and annoyed gazes, though mostly annoyed. He swallowed, kept his own gaze on the table, waiting for the spinning sensation to stop. And thankfully, after a moment, it did, but then his body began to feel heavy, limbs dragging him down.
“I, um-” He winced as a sharp pain stabbed his heart, then sucked in a shallow breath. “I’m okay. Just, um- need a moment, sorry.” Maybe he just needed some fresh air? Or at least a minute or so away from the Tek family, a chance to refresh himself. He pushed himself up, grabbing onto the table as his legs threatened to collapse underneath him, black spots dancing in his vision.
Tango stood up as well, taking his arm to steady him, and all Jimmy could do was sigh in relief, offering his boyfriend a thankful smile.
Or, Jimmy is well aware that his boyfriend's parents do not like him, and when he begins to feel weird during a dinner with the Teks, things only get worse.
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- Part 1 of whumptober 2023 >:)
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
02 Aug 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
this might be one of my favorite whump fics. i love how sick Jimmy gets and how out of it he is >:3
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Do You Believe In Magic? by Pixiemage
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jan 2024
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It had been one year since Jimmy broke the magebond with his former witch and left the cottage behind.
One year since he was last able to perform a full familiar shift, his canary form beyond his reach.
One year since he joined the Southlands Coven at Grian’s invitation.
One week since a healing crystal experiment blew up the coven's keep.
One week since Grian and Martyn found out he couldn’t transform properly, and four days since they’d sent him off to attune.
One day since Jimmy had arrived in town, and half a day since he started his hike into the woods.
Half an hour since he’d attempted an attunement.
Ten minutes since a monster cornered him in a clearing.
Five minutes since a stranger saved his life.(Eleven months since Jimmy had spoken Scott’s name.)
OR: A misadventure in the woods leads to a night spent at a stranger’s campsite, an unexpected friendship, the swapping of life stories, a lesson in magic, and the beginning of something entirely unexpected...not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 2 of Pixie's MCYT Magebound AU
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- English
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- 23,458
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
14 Jul 2024
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The Canary of the Black Mines by NorInEnglish (oracledivin)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Sep 2025
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Jimmy doesn’t know how many years it’s been since the Mines have been abandoned. By any means, Jimmy should be long dead. But he just won't die. It's part of the Curse. He resigns himself to his existence as a canary in a cage.
One day, he hears giggles in the walls. Maybe there's hope after all.
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Teeth by yellowfang42
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
26 Jun 2026
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In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.
Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.
As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?
A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
29 May 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
really good vampire politics. really good arguably qpr but they haven't labeled it like that ranchers. really good fight scenes. what's not to like
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In The Stars by zoewinter1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2023
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Tango has lived on The Skeld, a deep space exploratory vessel, nearly his entire life. He's found contentment amongst his fellow engineers, and the bowels of the ship he calls home, even if he never leaves it. Enter Jimmy, a scientist studying the stars, who will change his life in more ways than one.
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5 times Tango saved Jimmy, and 1 time Jimmy saved Tango.
art by toffee-biscuits on tumblr!- Language:
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10 Mar 2024
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The Highwayman by EnvelopedByOblivion
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP
10 Sep 2022
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Fate walks many paths – but for each person, it only wears one face. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity’s fate is a handsome red-eyed highwayman who saves Jimmy from a group of bandits. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, something keeps bringing them together, tangible as gravity and inevitable as death.
Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?
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- Part 1 of The Highwayman AU
- Language:
- English
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- 71,302
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- 7/7
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- 3
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
10 Mar 2024
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Everytime I read this I find something new to appreciate about it
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“He’s kissing me, Jimmy thought. Tango Tek is kissing me.
In his chest, his heart was hammering. He could hear the rush of blood through his ears and he felt woozy.
Tango is kissing me. While I’m helping my friends rob him.”OR Tango is under the oppressive thumb of his homophobic, exacting parents and craves a life of freedom. Jimmy has been under Grian’s protective wing for most of his life and is desperate to prove himself.
Together, they both find what they need.
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- Part 1 of Bad Boys Heist AU
- Language:
- English
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- 31,435
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
26 Feb 2024
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THE KING'S CANARY TAKES FLIGHT! by amaranthinecanicular
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jan 2024
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The king's canary has abandoned his duty. Jimmy would argue he just quit a bad job. Either way there's a bounty on his head and a curse around his neck, and with Grian and Joel's voices ringing in his ears, Jimmy's dreams of freedom seem further out of reach by the day.
That is until he saves a blaze hybrid who, for some reason, is hellbent on returning the favor. Alone, Jimmy is pathetic. Honestly, even with Tango, Jimmy still thinks they're kind of pathetic. But with a little bit of luck they just might make it.
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- English
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- 14,318
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
04 Jan 2024
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Tanguish is Tango's hels, and they get along a lot better than most hels and their hermits should. Unfortunately, the universe wasn't made to house both of them. Helsmets were made to return to their hermits eventually, making a complete person.
Except what happens when the hels is the stronger of the two? What happens if they really don't want to be?[This fic started as a handful of one-shots on Tumblr and has slowly snowballed into something bigger. If you notice a writing/tonal shift throughout the course of the fic, especially in the earlier chapters, this is why!]
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- English
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- 428,763
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- 74/?
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
03 Jan 2024
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It’s mesmerising, following the fluid lines of the sculpture from the neck to the tail, each detail so delicately carved and shaped it’s impossible to imagine that it’s been carved from stone.
He’s reached a hand out before he knows it, stroking one finger carefully along the raised spines of the dragon, along its back. It’s warm beneath his hand, despite all the stone around him being cold. It’s definitely some kind of stone though, maybe a refined obsidian of some kind? It seems to swallow the light around it completely.
His finger is warm where he is touching the statue.
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Or, the mesa changes, and Jimmy changes with it
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- English
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Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
18 Nov 2023
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i’ll take anything you wanna give me, baby by wakima
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
13 Jan 2023
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Tango raises an eyebrow and says slowly, “You haven’t figured it out?”
“What?”
“I thought you followed me for a reason, but you didn’t even figure it out when Eslabs came in? Come on Canary, I know you’re at least a little smarter than that.”
“I'm amnesiac,” Jimmy blurts out, feeling relief rushing to his head immediately at finally saying it out loud, to another person. Tango’s eyes widened a little. “And I don’t remember anything that happened and no one else knows but I saw you and I just had this feeling, like I know you and I could trust you, which is a little creepy now that I said it sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with me and why this happened —“
“Hang on songbird, slow down!” Tango yelps, holding up his hands. “You’re saying you’re what!?”
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
15 Aug 2023
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i dunno if there's a chance of this ever updating but the parts already written are so so good and i wish the author the best with whatever they're doing now. this is absolutely worth reading. i love the plot building and the intriuge
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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All Laws Thrown Out The Window by ThisIsSydney
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Jul 2026
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"You might ask yourself, how does one end up in front of a supervillain in an apartment complex. Ren doesn't know that's for sure.
Guess this stuff can happen when you search on Craigslist for a place to live."
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- Part 1 of Is This Legal? Probably not
Bookmarked by Basil_the_Bulbasaur
27 Jul 2023
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Get yourself a roommate who will let you bite their arm while you're having a panic attack
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Now, it would be unfair to say that Tango did not know a thing or two about redstone. He was the engineer of his group! And, as dissatisfied as he sometimes was with his own work, he was sure that the countless hours tinkering over some new technology had given him a feeling for the element.
That? The thing in front of him? Yeah, that was not redstone.
That was magic.
And pretty strong magic at that.
Or: Tango finds an abandoned cage with a canary that is mysteriously alive.
