Bat_in_a_hat



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    The Entity is slowly getting fed up with one of her favorite Killers and his little fuck buddy of a survivor. She takes matters into her own claws.

    Wesker in turn apologizes to said fuck buddy by fucking him.

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    Peter gets a magic fleshlight from Loki as a joke, and it accidentally ends up with Deadpool while he is off on a boring mission god knows where, god knows how long, and Peter doesn't have a way to contant him about it. Wade thinks it's an ordinary toy, and decides to use it. He can just buy another for Peter if he gets back, right?

    Not that he has much better to do than masturbate while he's there.

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    DUI + unauthorized vehicle use + minor property damage = 180 days of house arrest and 12 months of probation.

    Neither of them would have expected the outcome of these new living arrangements

    An unlikely pair. One wants to strangle the other, while the other likes to make him cups of tea.

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    The story of Barty and James, bound by law to spend the next 6 months together.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Michael laughs—a thin, breathy sound that immediately turns into a pained groan. He squeezes his eyes shut, jaw tight, then opens them again, glaring. “So what?” he spits. “You’re just gonna keep me here?”

    “Yes,” Mike says before he can stop himself.

    The word hangs there, heavy. Michael is ramrod straight, looking up at Mike. Really, truly looking; something ugly flickers behind his eyes, and a feral grin grows.

    “Wow. So confident.

    Mike stiffens. “I’m not letting you go until I know why you were here.”

    Michael’s smile sharpens, mocking voice dripping with venom. “I’d rather die than become your little house pet.”

     

    Or: Mike Schmidt accidentally daddy doms Michael Afton into self-care.

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