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06 Dec 2025
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Inside you the time moves by kiwiana for Amanita_Fierce
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Dec 2024
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Henry has only been in the brownstone a week when he finds the box of items left behind in the attic.
It should probably be alarming from a security perspective. Then again, there’s very obviously nothing dangerous here. Some of it—most of it—is broken rubbish, but a few things are quite lovely. He picks through the box, pulling a few items out to add around the house; paraphernalia that will make it feel a little more like home.
If he’d known, perhaps he would have thrown it all out and been done with it.
Then again… perhaps not.
Or, the brownstone is haunted by some exceptionally horny ghosts, and their energy is contagious. Because what Alex and Henry's relationship was really missing was sexual chemistry.
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11 Jan 2025
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None of my love will go to waste by kiwiana for clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
11 Jan 2024
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Alex had pulled away at the sound of the door opening, is the thing. He’d looked up at Henry with wide eyes and spit-slick, swollen lips, and Henry knows intrinsically that he will never be rid of that mental image. He’ll take it into the shower later, into bed tonight, into the rest of his natural life; if he hits his head tomorrow and winds up with some medically implausible form of amnesia, the key to unlocking his identity will be the enduring memory of a beautiful mystery man and his perfect cock-sucking mouth.
Because Alex was—Christ, he was—
Or, Henry has made peace with the fact that he's in love with his straight roommate. When he walks in on said "straight" roommate with a man, though, he may need to re-evaluate.
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18 Jul 2024
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With his educated eyes (and his head between my thighs) by kiwiana for sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
05 Jun 2024
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“I’ll be right with you, sir.” He gives the man an ingratiating smile, hurrying through to the back to deposit the garments in his arms safely onto a rack, and then he balls his hands into fists and takes three very deep breaths, forming a list in his head. Alex is a grown adult who can cope in the presence of attractive people. Brits seem to find his accent charming, for the most part, and Alex does actually have game, even if it’s been a while since he’s had the opportunity to use it. He just has to go out there, treat him like any other customer, flirt a little, and then at the end of it he can ask the guy out for a drink or something. Easy.
Or, Savile Row tailors have spacious dressing rooms.
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- Part 4 of Kiwiana's Subscriber Shindig
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18 Jul 2024
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Naturally adapted for bodily exertion by kiwiana for allmylovesatonce
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Jul 2024
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Alex awaits the opening ceremony, doing his best to swallow back his nerves. He can do this. He has prayed, and trained, and sacrificed. He can take a wreath home to Himera, make his family proud. He’s as prepared as he can possibly be.
And then Henry emerges from behind a group of other athletes, and all the breath is knocked from Alex’s body. Like Alex, like every other competitor here, Henry is dripping in perfumed oils and as naked as the day he was born, his physical prowess a tribute to Zeus. And it’s some tribute.
Or, Alex and Henry are competitors in the Olympic Pentathlon... in 444BC.
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- Part 6 of Kiwiana's Subscriber Shindig
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18 Jul 2024
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the one in which everything is the same, but Alex has piercings and Henry has no idea by Poutini for trashfortimmy, gaycelery
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Aug 2023
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Henry's brain goes momentarily offline when he clocks it - the hard, round metal of a barbell, positioned horizontally, piercing Alex’s tongue. He lets his tongue trace around each end, and he can feel the curve of Alex’s smile as he realizes what Henry has just discovered.
“Find something interesting, sweetheart?” he murmurs against Henry’s lips when they finally pull apart for air.
or, trashfortimmy and gayheartstoppernerd caught me at a moment of weakness, and the result is 2000 words of some of my most favourite irredeemable smut.
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25 Feb 2024
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When he hears that Twyla's cousin has a place he rents out, David leaps at the chance to have some time on his own away from his sister in the next bed, and his parents in the next room, to think about what he's going to do with the Blouse Barn money. What he isn't expecting is for the guy who delivers firewood to the guests in the cabin to be so ridiculously gorgeous.
He really doesn't need the distraction. Unfortunately, the more he gets to know Patrick, the harder it is to ignore his growing attraction.
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30 Oct 2023
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It's the first big snowfall since David moved into his new place, and his new neighbor, Marcy, offers to send her son over to shovel the walk. David is prepared for a school-aged kid. What he gets instead, is Patrick.
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29 Aug 2023
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Patrick starts a new job and quickly meets the most interesting coworker he's ever had.
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- Part 1 of Make the Yuletide Gay
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24 Dec 2022
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The tags tell the story.
Each chapter will be a standalone.
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28 Feb 2022
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"He was all too aware of the baggage he carried from his past relationships. David had always been open about his damage to anyone who would listen; why bother hiding it, when the evidence was so damning? He wasn’t blind to the weight that came from the briefest of one-night stands or the boulders attached to his ankles by his break-ups, let alone the all-encompassing anchor that was strapped to him shibari-style by one Sebastien Raine."
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Five times Patrick made sex okay, and one time David did.
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05 Feb 2022
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David had done a lot of stupid things in his life for sex. But standing here in Patrick's apartment, voluntarily putting a baseball uniform on was quite possibly the most ridiculous.
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David decides baseball is worth it
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30 Oct 2021
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As part of a birthday parcel from a friend, David receives a tiny burlap sac containing two sex dice - one that stipulates location, and the other spelling out position.
It's kinda like YAHTZEE. Or something.
Will be a chaptered work of unknown length, but let's face it, it's just smut, so each chapter kinda stands alone.
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12 Aug 2021
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Really Honest Emotions, Ones He Can't Help But Show by floosilver8
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Jun 2021
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The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
You don't really need to read the others in the series to follow this one, but there are some references at the end to a previous convo that could potentially be confusing.
Mostly canon compliant, David's POV for S05E09 The M.V.P.(Title from Tina Turner's "I Don't Wanna Lose You")
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- Part 11 of Schitt Sex
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04 Jun 2021
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David needs to escape the stress of NYC and can't stomach another Rose family Christmas party, so he books an AirBNB for two weeks in Schitt's Creek. The town his family visited when he was a kid. The one true family vacation they'd had. He plans to spend two weeks drinking wine and soaking in a jacuzzi tub, but the cute guy renting the AirBNB derailed his relaxing plans.
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*now complete*
Patrick Brewer is still coming to terms with his newly discovered sexuality, and is trying to work up the courage to do something about it.
He spots a beautiful man at the bar but can't quite bring himself to act on it just yet.So he calls a phone sex hotline to help build his courage, but when a smooth voiced man he finds so intriguing picks up the phone, how far will he go?
And what about the man at the bar, will he ever be able to find the strength to talk to him?Or,
The sex hotline AU that nobody asked for!
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Patrick moves to Toronto to start over. He just needs to get through the next three nights of sneaking his dog into a hotel that doesn't allow pets. When an accidental room break-in leads to meeting David, and his dog, he not only makes a new friend in town, but a partner in dog sneaking crime.
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"Y’know - I was thinking of something. Something we haven’t tried yet.”
David punctuates his words with a wicked spread of his fingers, sending a pulse of want through Patrick’s body. “Unh… uh-huh?” Patrick manages.
“I think it’d be really, really hot,” David murmurs conversationally, “if you rode my cock.”
Or: with a little guidance, Patrick tries something new.
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“Come on, David. What’s something you’ve never done that you want to try?”
David rolls his eyes dramatically. “Let’s see, I’ve bathed in red wine at Yunessun Onsen, gotten high with the cast of One Tree Hill at the Teen Choice Awards, and been hogtied and flogged until the whole world was sensation. What more is there?” His tone is light and playful, that sparkle in his eye that says what he’s saying is true, but definitely intended to scandalise. “What about you, though? What haven’t you done that you want to?”
Patrick should have a charming, flirty-but-not-over-the-line answer. That’s how they go, this back and forth between them. Except, everything has been wiped out of his head by David’s words. “That thing you said. I’ve never done that.”
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