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worth a thousand words by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Feb 2025
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“Let’s take a second, okay? I get it. You want this to feel natural, right? Not performative. You want these photos to be real.”
Rio’s… Entirely right.
Fuck. Am I really being that obvious? At a loss for words, Agatha just nods.
“Okay. Bear with me, then. Let’s pretend we just met.”
“No need to pretend there,” Agatha croaks out, trying to inject a note of levity into her words and failing miserably. Rio lets it slide, face breaking into a slight, indulgent smile.
“Right. So we’re off to a great start already. We’ve just met, we’re becoming friends, and you’ve invited me over to hang out.”
“Girls’ night,” Agatha offers, though she’s never before referred to any excursion with her friends as such in her life.
“Yeah. Girls’ night. You’re showing me around, giving me a tour, now here we are. Two friends, just talking. Tell me about him—or her.”
Rio’s smile widens encouragingly as she steps back, waving Agatha on.
“It’s a boy,” Agatha admits, one hand moving to cradle her belly as she feels him start to squirm a little. He always seems to know when he’s the subject of conversation.
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In which nervous new mom Agatha hires Rio for her maternity photos.
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- Part 1 of in focus
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01 May 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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06 Apr 2026
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Agatha’s just trying to get a clean shot of her pastries, ignore the flour in her hair, and not flirt with the woman who thinks her phone smells like butter.
Rio makes great coffee. Gives great quiet. Terrible for emotional boundaries.
It was supposed to be casual. Then it got warm. And stayed that way.
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A modern AU Agathario, soft-baked and a little sticky.Bookmarked by Batssassin
01 Feb 2026
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Seven years after losing the love of her life in a tragic accident, Agatha has built walls around her heart that seem impenetrable. A successful events coordinator with a sharp tongue and even sharper wit, she's learned to navigate life practically alone.But as Agatha's birthday approaches, she makes one final attempt at the dream she and her late wife once shared: having a child. With her friend Ralph as her donor, this may be her last shot at creating the family she's always wanted. Life has other plans. A chance collision in a bookstore with a mysterious woman leaves Agatha flustered in ways she hasn't felt in years. When the same stranger keeps appearing, Agatha finds her carefully controlled world beginning to crack. Complicating matters further, her estranged fundamentalist mother resurfaces with news of an unexpected inheritance from Agatha's grandfather, dragging her back into a past she's spent years trying to escape. Between managing high-stakes fundraisers, dodging her mother's manipulations, and trying not to think about the woman who makes her heart race every time they "accidentally" meet, Agatha discovers that sometimes the universe has plans that don't align with the ones we make for ourselves.
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24 Nov 2025
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Rio wakes up from a sex dream to find Agatha inside of her while still completely asleep
Kinktober Day 2: Somnophilia
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- Part 2 of Agathario Kinktober 2025
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26 Oct 2025