9 Works by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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A physician has no place among the dwellings of the dead, and yet the living are ever only a single step ahead.
(In which Wang Yao is a palace physician, a graverobber, and a heretic, not necessarily in that order.)
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Vulnerability, mortality, culpability by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Nov 2023
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Immortality is not invulnerability.
One does not live the lifespan of a fortunate nation without breaking at least once, and Prussia forgets, sometimes, that he is not as invincible as he likes to pretend to be.
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How Prussia resists, how Gilbert cracks, and how both of them shatter.
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(Set as a prologue to There Will Always Be a Dawn, but removed from the series due to storyline issues.)
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prewritten, updates semiweekly; all chapters up.)(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. There are... a lot. Take care.)
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Ethics, on the matter of subjectivity. by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Hetalia: Axis Powers
31 Aug 2023
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The age-regressing properties of APTX4869 were as much a mystery as the so-called immortal they tried to emulate.
Shinichi had always known the crows were bad, in a distant they-murder-people sort of way.
Human experimentation, however, is another matter entirely.
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Haibara and Conan sit down to talk, and Gilbert Beilschmidt is an enigma no one knows how to dissect.
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- Part 1 of There will always be a dawn
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Mariele’s sixty-three, it’s raining, and she’s just trying to get home after a horrible day rejecting travel visas for the USSR.
(Stop bribing her— it’s not often one her age finds as stable a job as this.)
But then angels start appearing out of nowhere, and her day goes from bad to downright horrendous.
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Prussia hadn’t meant for his little balloon-releasing excursions on some random rooftop to become… whatever this was.
They’d just sort of turned into that on their own, somewhere along the way.
And no, he was too awesome for therapy, he didn’t need it, this wasn’t that, but hey, they helped him cope with everything, and that was enough.
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In the last months of the Cold War, Prussia takes the time to sit on a roof, writing things on balloons and letting them go as a sort of entertainment to pass the time. This helps him sort out some of his issues, somehow.
Prewritten, new chapter every FridayAll chapters up :D