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    It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
    Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:

    Shag Granger — 7:00 PM

    The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:

    Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
    Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    For a year, Hermione and Draco’s relationship was perfect - though hidden away from prying eyes - that is, until they met his disapproving mother. That was when everything began to fall apart.

    Now, a year on from their break up, Hermione must attend a Gala focused upon her ex's latest achievements in their field.

    But seeing him again will be a hard brew to swallow.

    [Prompt: The Story of Us-Taylor Swift.]

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    08 Jul 2026

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    After he finished his apprenticeship, I expected him to bring home someone like Astoria Greengrass, because she—"

    “Because she’s a pureblood?” Hermione snapped.

    The silence pierced through Hermione’s resolve. It spoke louder than any words ever could. Narcissa pursed her lips and beside her, Draco was motionless.

    A bitter laughed escaped Hermione’s mouth. “Of course . . .” she said. “Well, it’s been lovely meeting you, Mrs Malfoy, but I do believe it’s time for me to take my leave. Thank you for inviting me to your home.”

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    In which Hermione is so fed up with Ron's fantasy quidditch addiction-yes, a wizard's fantasy football–that she resolves to sleep with his prized Seeker. The only catch? It's Malfoy...and there are feelings involved. (Because of course there are.)

    A fluffy, humorous reimagining of a world where fantasy quidditch has swept the nation and Hermione is so not here for it.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Seven years later, the world is nothing like they had hoped or imagined. They have accepted it, or at least, that is what everybody believes. But nobody can deny the truth forever.

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    Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Hermione shrugged, “Normally, no, I would tell you to fuck off. But this is for Astoria, and if anything happens to me, then you need to know how to make it - assuming it even helps.”

    Theo froze in his movements, his stare burning into her. “Are you expecting something to happen to you?” His tone had shifted to calculating.

    Hermione rolled her eyes. “We are in a war, Theo. I’m hated by ninety-five percent of your organisation and a hundred percent of mine. The chances something doesn’t happen to me are a lot slimmer than the chances they do. I'm not stupid. I know how this goes