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Mecha Man is dead.
Well, not permanently. That would require Robert to actually stay dead, and so far he hasn't found a method that will really stick. His suit is broken beyond his monetary capabilities to repair, however, so his hero career is as close to dead as it's ever been. He's just about to consider switching tactics, trying to become a hero without the suit when he's given a proposition. Become a dispatcher for SDN, and they'll give him everything he needs to fix his suit. To become Mecha Man again.
Of course he accepts. However, he doesn't realize that the job not only expects him to turn the most hardheaded, stubborn, pieces of shit villains into heroes, but also throws him directly into the path of the one family friend he's been avoiding for 15 years. With a budding crush on the local beefy tech wizard and corporate threatening to dismantle his team before they can really get started, Robert's faced with what appears to be a Sisyphean task. However, he knows he can survive long enough to become Mecha Man again.
After all, it's so much easier to survive when nothing can kill you in the first place.
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- Part 4 of Mecha Man Undying
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
01 Jul 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jul 2026
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- 70,772
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- 23
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- 2,162
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
17 Jun 2026
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How is anyone supposed to handle something like this? How was he supposed to? Just- one step at a time. One damn thing at a time.
Robert thought he died in the battle against Shroud. A bullet to the head trying to save Beef. Yet when he woke up right after his coma he realized he'd have to handle the insanity all over again from the start.
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- English
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- 82,087
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- 25/?
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- 1,303
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Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
24 May 2026
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Everything so, so quiet.
Dying. Robert was dying.
He didn’t want to die.
Something hadn’t wanted to die, at least. He wondered sometimes, if it had really been him that night, clinging to life. Or if it had been the venom, already clawing up his brainstem, sifting desperately through the shredded remains of its new host's nervous system.
Mauled and sick-dog rabid. His father would have put him down without hesitation.
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Or: Robert is a vampire. He's dealing with it fine. Perfectly fine. And his new job dispatching the ex-villain he put in prison years ago as Mecha Man? Also not a problem. All he needs is to keep his identity, and his condition, secret, and everything will be perfectly, completely, manageable.
Ft. much yearning, pining, and general idiocy between Robert and a certain fire-powered hero.
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
18 May 2026
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This is a series of interconnected fics set in a post-canon universe where Robert and Flambae are easing their way slowly—and a little awkwardly—into an actual relationship.
The fics are in chronological order, not necessarily in publishing order, but you can read them either way! At some point maybe I'll string all of them together with some transitional scenes and make an actual full-length fic, but for now they're just shortfics!
- Words:
- 71,160
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 100
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
17 May 2026
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all that glitters is not gold by zukushou
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Apr 2021
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“Aizawa hates kids,” Jirou remarked. “Why would he take the time to give someone extra training?”
Ashido sighed dramatically, hanging her head. “I don’t know why, I just know that he is! He threw knives at us!”
“He threw knives at you?” Kirishima repeated a bit nervously. Who was this guy, going around flinging knives at people’s heads?
“Not at us,” Sero corrected. “He threw the knives at Aizawa. Then Aizawa told us that he would throw the knives at us next if we didn’t scram.”
“So we scrammed!” Kaminari chimed in brightly.
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Aizawa is training someone in secret, and Class 1-A has plenty of theories about what kind of person it might be. Needless to say, a Quirkless kid isn’t the type of guy they’re expecting.
But Izuku is nothing if not a master at subverting expectations.
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- English
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- 7,452
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- 1/1
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- 72
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- 140
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Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
16 May 2026
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Moulded Mind by WingsWithoutStrings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
25 Mar 2023
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Honestly, Pepper didn't know why she was surprised. Building an android wasn't even the weirdest thing Tony had done this week.
AKA an android!Peter AU inspired by Footloose_Poets' series
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- English
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- 44,362
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 280
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- 1,029
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- 222
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- 15,281
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
14 May 2026
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Strands in the Rope by Sara (stillctrsara)
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 May 2023
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A collection of insights starting after the events of Homecoming, mostly from Tony's perspective. The relationship that Tony and Peter had built by the time Infinity War happened (or not - I'm not a big fan) wasn't built on any big world-ending events, but on countless lab sessions, movie nights, smaller emergencies, and conversations. All of these combined to form a bond between them just as strong as blood ties, and just as unbreakable. I feel like we missed out on all that on-screen, so I can never read enough stories that would maybe cover that period.
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- 181,567
- Works:
- 50
- Bookmarks:
- 730
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
13 May 2026
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mis/giving by lyraphestra
Fandoms: Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types, Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle
21 Mar 2025
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In which Howl is unexpectedly nervous about getting it on with Sophie and that kinda freaks Sophie out.
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
10 May 2026
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all secrets sleep in winter clothes by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
12 Apr 2026
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“Do you think I’m a bad person?”
Satoru sighs. He combs fingers through silky black strands, where he’s already pulled it free from all knots. He takes awhile to answer, and then, he says:
“Wanna know a secret? It’s kind of horrible.”
Suguru seems confused, a little out of it. He whispers back “Sure.”
Satoru looks at him meaningfully, and says,
“I don’t care.”
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Or: It took some time, for Satoru to get over himself enough to see his best friend spiralling. Shoko cracks open the windows to Suguru's stuffy room and makes them lunch and thinks maybe late is better than never.
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
06 May 2026
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Lukastarion Collection: A Barovian Dhampir in Baldur's Gate by AshSlays
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Ravenloft (Roleplaying Game)
18 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 14,710
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 5
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
15 Apr 2026
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Suguru and Satoru are in love with each other. But they're idiots and don't realize it. So, of course, they start having sex by playing gay chicken. Thankfully, sex leads them to gaining an understanding about their feelings. They keep being idiots though. Idiots in love.
Silly but serious fics. Crack treated seriously.
- Words:
- 68,984
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 52
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
01 Apr 2026
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There's a WHAT wearing a WHAT?! by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins was no longer just a "burglar." He was a fixture. He could be found in the kitchens correcting the seasoning of the stews, in the library organizing scrolls with Balin, or, more often than not, sitting on the edge of the King’s council table, swinging his feet and offering common-sense advice that Thorin actually listened to.
The Company, the survivors of the original quest, had long since accepted this. They had watched the subtle shift from friendship to something deeper. They saw the way Thorin’s hand lingered on Bilbo’s shoulder, the way they shared quiet meals in the King’s private solar, and the way Thorin had presented Bilbo with the Mithril vest not just as armor, but as a promise.
To the Company, it was obvious. They didn't feel the need to announce it because, to them, Bilbo had always been theirs. They simply forgot that the rest of the world hadn't been there for the journey.
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aka dain and dis aren't told about thorin courting the hobbit and are super confusedBookmarked by Bean_Boozled
26 Mar 2026
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Far to the west, nestled among rolling green hills, lies a secret: the hobbits aren't all they seem. Among them dwell the Fae, an elusive race with extraordinary abilities bound by a pact with Yavanna to conceal their true nature.
Bilbo Baggins, a true Fae, has fallen into a cozy lifestyle he isn't ready to give up. But destiny has other plans for him when Gandalf the Grey arrives with a proposition and thirteen dwarves in tow.
Reluctantly thrust into an adventure beyond the confines of his smial, Bilbo must navigate the perils of the wilds, all while safeguarding the secret of his true identity. As dangers multiply and alliances are tested, Bilbo finds himself torn between the duty to his people and the bonds forged with newfound friends. And what will happen when true love is thrown into the mix?
In this tale of courage, deception, and the bonds that transcend worlds, Bilbo Baggins must tread carefully, for the fate of his kind and the success of the dwarves' quest hinge upon the fragile thread of his secret.
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
26 Mar 2026
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the art of not knowing by sepulchralsymphonies
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Oct 2023
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If you ask the mad king and his burglar what they think about destiny, they will laugh quietly, and then reach for each other’s hands.
or; the one where Bilbo is born to be a ruler, Thorin is saddled with a few unexpected friends, and their family is absolutely massive.
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25 Mar 2026
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The golden lamps of the royal dining hall cast a warm, amber glow over the table, but the atmosphere in the corridors of Erebor was far from peaceful. For months, a low-level murmur of dissent had been brewing in the darker corners of the mountain. Most of the kingdom adored their Hobbit Consort, the "Luck-wearer" who had helped reclaim their home. But one particular nobleman, Lord Bruni, a traditionalist with a heart as cold as the stone he mined, could not stand the sight of a Halfling wearing a crown of Mithril. To him, Bilbo Baggins was a soft, power-hungry intruder who had bewitched the King.
Bruni had decided that the "Hobbit problem" required a permanent solution. He hadn't just used a drop of poison; he had used enough to fell a dragon.
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through the darkness, rise by starsailorwrites
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Oct 2020
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During the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo dies. On the other side, he's met by the Essence of the Universe - and they are not pleased with this turn of events. Deciding to send Bilbo back, they give him two advantages: knowledge, and strength.
Bilbo is born as a dragon of the First Age with all the memories of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins. First, he has to survive several thousand years as a dragon... and then, when he's finally a hobbit again, he has to deal with keeping his identity secret while traveling with the Company of thirteen dwarves. With guilt eating him up and worry of the future gnawing at his bones, Bilbo sets off for the March of Erebor. He can only hope he won't fall for a certain dwarven king on his way there... again.
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- Part 1 of TDR 'verse
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 213,631
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 83
- Comments:
- 6,676
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- 33,392
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- 9,929
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- 1,175,258
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
19 Mar 2026
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Broken Mirrors and Fragile Things by EvieNyx
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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(I am Peter Benjamin Parker, and I exist.)
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Three months after his existence was erased, Peter Parker was not doing so well. His solace came from knowing that at the very least he had managed to save his city in the end.
Apparently, though, Peter realized as Doctor Strange explained to him that he had to give up even more, losing everything-and-then-some just wasn't enough.
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The multiverse continues to collapse in on itself. Doctor Strange discovers the source of the problem as Peter Parker. The only viable solution is to remove Peter from his original universe so that no more entities will be drawn to his presence there.
Peter is sent to a world that lost its Peter Parker, and finds himself lost in a sea of people he'd grieved who had all grieved him in kind.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,129
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 3,442
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- 12,935
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Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
03 Feb 2026
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arachnida by deadvinesandfanfics
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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HYDRA au where I bully Peter more than I need to for some character building and my own amusement :)
- Words:
- 720,646
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- 2
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- 50
Bookmarked by Bean_Boozled
31 Jan 2026