Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms
- Killing Eve (TV 2018) (21)
- Agatha All Along (TV) (11)
- Star Trek: Voyager (TV) (7)
- Law & Order: SVU (5)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (3)
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Westview by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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She doesn’t even get to order the damned beer before there’s a blood-curdling scream from upstairs, and she’s off like a shot.
Halfway up, she’s met by none other than Madam Rio, and Rio looks fit to kill. Agatha has the fleeting notion she’s about to be shoved down the stairs and instinctively sidesteps as Rio gets close.
“That you screamin’?” she asks.
“You don’t know my scream by now?” Rio snaps.
Agatha hooks her thumbs in her belt loops and puffs out her cheeks. “I s’pose y’do it often enough, I ought to know it. What’s wrong this time?”
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Agatha Harkness is the sheriff of Westview, a small town that flourishes due to the whorehouse above the saloon. Now, Agatha’s not against the idea of the sex industry providing the funds to pay her salary and keep her comfortable… she just can’t fucking stand Madam Rio Vidal, the infuriating, reckless, devil-may-care woman who runs the business. Rio doesn’t listen, doesn’t respect Agatha and doesn’t take no for an answer. But when something threatens the town in general and Rio specifically, Agatha will have to put her feelings aside, or at least find a way to make their antagonism work in her favor to protect Rio and preserve their way of life. -
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Rio Vidal, self-made millionaire, is a partier with a bad drug and alcohol habit. She is saddled with custody of her niece Valentina when her brother and his wife pass away unexpectedly. She hasn't spoken to her family for 15 years and wants nothing to do with the 17-year-old on her doorstep.
Agatha Harkness is a struggling single parent to teenage son Nicky. She works two jobs to make ends meet and still always makes time for her son. When he befriends a new girl at school with some behavioral challenges and asks for her help, Agatha lets the girl into her home and picks up Rio's slack caring for her. She doesn't mind being a de facto guardian, but if there's one thing she's determined about, it's to talk (or knock) some sense into Rio Vidal.
Rio is three Negronis in when her phone rings, and she can barely hear it over the pulsing music of the club; barely feel it over the bass pounding in her chest. “Yeah?” she shouts, putting the phone to her ear.
It’s somebody saying she’s inherited a kid. Her niece or something. Yeah, right.
“Okay, good one buddy. Sure, whatever.”
And she hangs up.
Orders another drink.
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You're Welcome to Try (You Wouldn't Be the First One to Fail) by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
21 May 2026
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Agatha and Rio are teachers at the same school. It's Rio's first year there, and she doesn't appreciate the way Agatha treats people. She makes a comment about teaching Agatha some manners when she thinks Agatha's left the room, and Agatha overhears, issuing her own challenge. "You're welcome to try."
Written for day 3 of AgatharioKink: brat/brat tamer
but it will be a multi-chap
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take and eat (this is my body, given up for you) by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
04 May 2026
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Rio Vidal is the only cop in Westview that went to Catholic school, so she is the one to be sent undercover as a bishop to the local church, where parishioners have been going missing for months. There is no evidence and no one will speak to police, there's only rumors of a secret hate group being held underneath the church proper.
Enter Agatha Harkness after mass on Rio's first Sunday, dressed to kill and there to hit up her mother for money. She recognizes Rio, because six months prior, Rio had arrested her. She challenges Rio's identity, and Rio sets out to prove just how Catholic she can be.
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So I wanted to write a groomy Agatha/needy sub Rio fic, and then I read Pretty Girl by Magnolie and I was like omfg this fic is the most epic groomy Agatha fic that was ever ficced. And I asked her if she minded me doing a similar premise and she said to go for it! So I'm going for it. Thank you to Magnolie =D
Rio is sentenced to 90 days of therapy. Agatha is the therapist.
Recent series
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Bad Borg AU of the Bad Ensign Universe by Beautiful_Ruin, Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandom Star Trek: Voyager
28 Dec 2019
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“Lieutenant Vidal, you have yet to meet our new surgeon.” Past him, stands the woman Rio noticed on the beach the night before.
“Doctor Harkness changed ships to continue with us. She’ll lead the scientific research of our expedition.”
Rio nods to the woman “Welcome aboard, doctor. I hope you will find our lot a more interesting study than the Philemon’s crew.”
A furtive smile dances on the doctor’s lips and Rio immediately wants to see it again.
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On the far end of the world, crossing a boundless ocean, Lieutenant Rio Vidal tries to keep peace among her crew when a strange parasite takes root aboard.OR
The naval AU nobody asked for -
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Professional skeptic and journalist Rio Vidal has made a career of exposing Westview's frauds and charlatans. When it comes to the truth, she's always believed that more is better. But when an assignment takes her to a séance lead by the mysterious Agatha Harkness, she may end up discovering that there are truths she isn't ready to face.
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Crawl Back to Where You Belong by LabNotesAndFiction
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2025
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Agatha knows exactly what power looks like, a well-cut suit, a loose tie, a gaze that pins and devours in equal measure. She doesn’t need to raise her voice to command; Rio obeys long before words ever leave her mouth.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2025
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“I did not enter this marriage under grounds of love or other frivolous feelings,” Rio said, voice steady. “It was an act of duty. Nothing more.”
Agatha tilted her head, folding her arms.
“You paid quite a high price for ‘nothing more’, Your Majesty.”Rio’s jaw twitched. Her eyes sharpened into something dangerous. Controlled but cracking.
Agatha felt it. The shift, the restraint, the want.
She wanted to break it.
She wanted to own it.OR
With the king dead and the kingdom on the brink, Princess Agatha is placed on the auction block — a pawn to be bartered for power, her hand sold to the highest bidder.
She expects a life of misery. Obedience. Silence.
She does not expect Rio Vidal. The cold, revered queen of a neighbouring realm. A warrior cloaked in shadows and secrets. A woman who seems determined to keep her at arm’s length.
Their marriage is a weapon. A wall. A vow.
But no walls are strong enough to stop what is destined to grow between them.
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Agatha breathes in through her nose trying to calm her rage. Her therapist would be so proud right now. However the feeling against her right ass cheek brings her back to attention, eyes widening with realisation that some sick fuck is standing behind her with a boner. Disgust plasters over her face as she swiftly turns around to shove off the creep.
It isn’t until she snaps her neck up to meet the eye of whatever perv has the audacity to touch her that she realises she is being pinned to the bar by the hottest woman she has ever laid eyes on. Brown hair slicked back into a low bun, big almond eyes and the most kissable lips Agatha has ever seen. But also a woman very clearly wearing a strap out at a dive bar on a random Wednesday night. What the fuck?
OR two stupidly horny lesbians meet their match in a dive bar bathroom
Series
- Part 1 of (I wish it was me)