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    "The Gods are Real, and they have kids, and those kids have issues." -Percy Jackson and The Lightning Theif, the Musical.

    Being A Half-Blood is Scary is a series of fics set in my AU rewrite of the original five PJO books.

    A slightly-aged up, PG-13 rated PJO AU with Multiple POVs for the main series and several spin-off books where Percy himself is a guest star at best.

    In this world the gods are mildly eldritch beings who operate on blue-and-orange morality and cannot and have not changed their ways since ancient times, but are still somehow the best options for running the universe. All the half-bloods have more superpowers, harder challenges, and somehow even more daddy issues across the board.

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    Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    same author as impractical guide to godhood. Seems good so far.

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    TLDR this is a mature, multi-POV, AU of the Riordanverse, w/ blood, gore, cussing, etc. Featuring more crossover between the Greek, Roman, Norse, and Egyptian worlds + the introduction of Japanese, Celtic, Chinese, and Native American myths (far in the background for now). Also now EVERYONE has unique powers/magic + superhuman bodies for crazy anime type fight scenes.
    - Book: PL: planning phase %, WR: writing phase %, PB: publishing phase %.
    PRELUDE- (100%)
    - Fear in the Abyssal Heart: DONE
    PART I: THE SECOND TITANOMACHY- (~40 something %)
    - I: The Lightning Thief: DONE
    - II: The Sea of Monsters: ~65% WR
    - III: The Titan’s Curse: ~10% WR
    - IV: The Setting Sun: 60% PL
    - V: The Battle of the Labyrinth ~10% WR
    - VI: The Sword of Hades: 70% PL
    - VII: The Collapsing War: 80% PL
    - VIII: The Last Olympian: ~18% WR
    PART II: THE SECOND GIGANTOMACHY- (??? %)
    - ~160K words written from various parts of the HOO AU
    PART(S) ???: THE RISE OF THE SERPENT/ THE POETIC EDDA/ THE TRIUMVIRATE WAR
    - KC, MCatGoA, and ToA respectively, focused on finishing pt.1 before considering these

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Half god MEANS HALF. GOD.

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    Kronos had a plan. It was destroyed under his eyes. So the Lord of Time's plan ensured every plan not his would die too. Olympus is more powerful than ever, but so is Perseus Jackson. And unfortunately for them, the soul governing his body is not big on loyalty...

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Imagine if you had all the power in the world...if you could become anything you wanted? What would you do? Adult Themes, Modified Gamer-System, AU, and X-overs! (slight Marvel, slight Carter Kane...and others...)

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Percy learned he wasn't a normal human on one ordinary day at the beach. First he thought he was a waterbender (like Master Katara), then he thought he was a demititan (why else would Triton be so worried about his parentage?), and then he was told he was a demigod. Now he's got to deal with the rising conflict and a war on the horizon while learning how to be a good prince of the sea.

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    07 Jun 2025