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Namjoon's Guide to Getting Drunk and Finding Love by BewareTheChickens
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Jun 2020
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Namjoon
I gave a guy my NUMBER????STD Boi
that’s what i said
are you wearing your glasses
or are they on the top of your head againOr: Namjoon decides to get drunk as an experiment and the wildest thing he does all night is give his number to a guy whose name he doesn't remember and who Yoongi wants him to marry because he's rich. It's only a plus that this guy can cook, has a nice laugh and likes Namjoon's music, of course.
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You're My New Muse by internetpistol (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Mar 2017
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Mom Sort Of
[Today, 8:11 am]
THEY'RE GAY AND ONE OF THEM GOES TO YALE AND I SHOWED HIM YOUR PROFILE AND HE SAID UR CUTE SO I GAVE HIM UR NUMBERMe
[Today, 8:16 am]
MOM YOU CAN'T GIVE MY NUMBER TO A FUCKING STRANGERMom Sort Of
[Today, 8:16 am]
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04 Jun 2020
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Boys who Talk Shit™ by internetpistol (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Apr 2016
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When Yoongi enrolled in BTS (aka Boys who Talk Shit) Boarding School, he wasn't really expecting to be the only 'straight' (to be read sarcastically) guy in a room of seven geniuses (aka children aged five to ten, honestly). Plus four pet spiders. Yes, plural.
Chaotic episodes in A Place of Love and War, where Yoongi learns all about True Love via Park Jimin, Music and Marriage. Sort of. Brain bleach and ear plugs are strongly recommended.
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04 Jun 2020
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I rap with a prospect (yeah I rap with a mindset) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Feb 2016
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In hindsight, Seokjin probably should not have challenged someone called Rap Monster to a rap battle and then gone on stage to say in all seriousness, "I rap just like Jay-Z."
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04 Jun 2020
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Kim Seokjin's To-Do List
1. Buy enough bananas for the catering order this weekend2. Teach Jimin to stop slut dropping every time he greets customers
2. Ask Jimin to teach you how to slut drop so well, because hot damn
3. Remind Jungkook who really is the coolest person he knows (it's definitely not Kim Namjoonthough he wasn't lying about his thighs they do look amazing)
4. Help Vante Investigations solve the missing persons' case so Taehyung and Hoseok will finally stop loitering at the store.Seokjin's job is to run his cupcake shop, not solve crimes, but when it's discovered that the strongest link between all the victims of the missing persons case is that they were all customers at his shop, he's dragged into the mystery.
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- Part 1 of The Cupcake Boys
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04 Jun 2020
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Rising writer/director Namjoon finally gets the chance to make the film he's always wanted to. The catch - his least favorite (but highly popular) actor, Seokjin, has been cast in the lead. Written as a twitter fic for Namjin Week 2018.
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Bookmarked by BewareTheChickens
11 May 2020