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London, 1999
An ancient, mysterious tome bearing a powerful curse arrives in AZ Fell's - and Aziraphale is tasked with finding out why the demons want it so much.
But his strange behavior quickly suggests that the curse is affecting him, too.
And what is the secret that Crowley keeps for twenty years?
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12 Mar 2026
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️🔥
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10 Mar 2026
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Overworked publishing executive Aziraphale has fallen into a bad habit of late night excess and ephemeral one night stands but this time, when he wakes in a stranger's bed, he doesn't get to sneak away.
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- Part 1 of Mornings, Nights, and Noons
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22 Feb 2026
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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01 Dec 2025
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Play for Me the Music of Your Heart by Leviosally468
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley, a talented virtuoso violinist finally makes the move west to Nightingale Bay, Oregon after escaping a simultaneously promising yet toxic life at Elysian Conservatory of Music in New York City.
Aziraphale Z. Fell is Eastern Gate University’s friendly and talented piano professor and symphony conductor.
Let's see how that goes, shall we?
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Music Nerds
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- 31/31
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11 Feb 2025
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Two London snobs (accomplished professionals highly respected in their fields, thank you very much) are forced to stop and reconsider their life and career choices after a horrible summer. Strongly encouraged by their entourage to take a break and reconnect with nature, whatever that means, they find themselves on the same idyllic Scottish island by some strange twist of fate. New neighbours and temporary owners of two nearly identical cottages that are in desperate need of new plumbing and better kitchens, burned out actor Aziraphale and disgraced chef Crowley can’t stop running into each other.
Autumn on the Isle of Skye is rainy and lonely, and everyone needs some company. And if the company is so good that parting seems unbearable, it’s just part of the magic of the island, surely. Afterall, they only have one autumn.Series
- Part 1 of to the moon and to saturn 🪐
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26 Nov 2024
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Our homeward steps were just as light by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
11 May 2024
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She flipped to the paperwork for the new gentleman, a Mr. A. Z. Fell.
He was a retired literature professor, it seemed.
He was slated to be in the room next to — oh, this could be a problem — Anthony.
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- Part 1 of There was magic abroad in the air
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15 Nov 2024
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Crowley cringed as soon as he stepped into the room. He wasn’t quite sure what he’d expected, letting his friend sign him up for an LGBT-friendly dance class, but, well, it wasn’t the airy, bright dance studio that, by all accounts, looked like every other studio out there. Anathema had something to answer for.
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“Oh he’s lovely!” Newt piped up.Crowley blinked, surprised by the enthusiastic description – and the way both Tracy and Shadwell nodded eagerly as if Newt had just assured him the sun rose in the East.
“Regular angel, this Fell?” He asked awkwardly, unsure what to make of the high praise.
“Oh hardly. They exaggerate.” A new voice chimed in from behind him. His back stiffened automatically, the sound of the voice like a caress up Crowley’s spine. The accent was formal, as close to RP as he’d ever heard a normal human speak.
He turned around to look at the owner of that voice, desperately hoping it to be someone unattractive.
No such luck.
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04 Aug 2024
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“You want me to pay for it.” He drawled, leaning back in his chair.
“Don’t put words in my mouth.” His assistant said, entirely unimpressed by the fact that he could fire her.
“You said-”
“I said that it would probably be a good idea for you to get some, and if you can’t be bothered to do it the normal way, that there are professional options. And then I said that if you’d like, I could recommend someone.”
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He called the fucking number.
He didn’t know why – okay, he did, he was an idiot, tipsy, lonely, and horny – but he called the damn number.
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Even just looking at the blonde’s profile, he felt a twinge in his gut. Blonde curls indeed – over features that revealed the other man’s age, light eyes, and a cute, upturned nose. Slim lips, currently curved in a smile for the bartender. Crowley studied the rest of him too – a bit of chub, not enough to be fat, but definitely dad-bod territory.
He sighed softly, wondering what sort of witch Anathema was, because she had been spot on about this guy being his type. He didn’t even need to see the large hands or plush thighs to make up his mind – this… this could work.- Language:
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01 Aug 2024
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Of All the Stars by Cardinal_Daughter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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Anthony Crowley knows that his career at the Morningstar Ballet Company is hanging by a thread. But when he and famed theatre & dance critic Ezra Fell cross paths during a critical moment in his life, Crowley starts to wonder if his possible fall from grace might not be such a bad thing. Especially if Ezra is there to catch him.
Complete.
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06 Jul 2024
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- 11/11
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09 Jun 2024
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Prince Aziraphale is about to be crowned King of Angelhaven when he's taken captive by pirates. When he's sold as a pleasure slave to King Crowley, ruler of the nation readying for war with his, he is forced to keep his identity a secret as he tries to find a way home and keep peace. But not everything at King Crowley's court is as it seems and Aziraphale will have to face machinations of a Royal Court that are far more complex than he had thought.
A Captive Prince AU with an omegaverse twist.
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- Part 1 of Mark of the Serpent
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- English
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- 21/21
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09 Jun 2024
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The Best Laid Plans by hope_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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Ezra Fell has sworn off romance forever and is perfectly content with his books and his tea and his ugly wardrobe. At least, he is until a handsome stranger hits him with a car.
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- Part 1 of Big Plans and Little Additions
- Language:
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- 64,900
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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09 Jun 2024
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Everything That's Meant by journeytogallifrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2023
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When two unconventional lead actors are cast in the series adaptation of Agnes Nutter's Prophecies, sparks fly and new ground is broken.
Aziraphale Fell, classically trained and known for powerful biopics, yearns for a popular lead but is hindered by his brother's insistence that he stay in the closet. Anthony J. Crowley has perfected flashy, charismatic villains, but wonders if a hero will ever be on the cards for him.
With Aziraphale as the angel Raphael and Crowley as the demon Asmodeus, something feels... off. But a breakthrough during a late-night rehearsal sets into motion something greater than they ever dreamed. Now all they have to do is overcome nefarious producers, bigotry, and a set that seems to be haunted by all manner of spirits and curses - all while falling for each other in a way Crowley finds exhilarating and Aziraphale finds terrifying.
If they can survive it all, they'll come out the other side with the series of their career... and maybe even a chance at their own happily ever after.
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- 39/39
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08 Jun 2024
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Caramel Delight by AJ_Constantine for FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2023
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After years of enduring hellish neighbours, Crowley is delighted when they finally move out, and even more delighted when their replacement is easy going, friendly, doesn’t leave his bins on the kerb for weeks, and… attractive in a way that causes a fluttering in Crowley’s midsection like a battalion of butterflies attempting to form ranks.
Crowley knows that hooking up with the person who lives next door to him is a Bad Idea. But a jar of his Nan’s famous caramel sauce as a ‘welcome to the neighbourhood’ gesture couldn’t hurt. And what’s he supposed to do when Aziraphale continues to show up at Crowley’s door with an irresistible smile, asking for more?
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- 4/4
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05 Jun 2024
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Postcards From Paris by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?
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It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.
He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.
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08 Apr 2024
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Touching Fire by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jan 2022
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[A ficlet set in my ‘Villainous’ fantasy/fairytale AU. This is set AFTER the story ends, shortly before the epilogue, so spoiler warning if you haven't read it!]
Crow has finally had the chance to take Azra dancing, just as he promised. Now after a night of fun and revelry at the winter festival, he enjoys a cozy morning tucked in bed.
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- Part 2 of Tales From the Rookery
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13 Mar 2024
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
- Language:
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- 31/31
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10 Mar 2024
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They're going to kiss again at some point. Any day now.
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30 Nov 2023
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Morningstar Abbey by Andromeda4004
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 May 2023
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No one who had ever seen Aziraphale Fell in his youth would have supposed him born to be a hero. His situation in life, the character of his father and mother, his own person and disposition, were all equally against him. But when a gentleman is to be a hero, the attractions of a comfortable, quiet home cannot prevent him. Something must and will happen to throw his destiny in his way.
One should never forget that between a hero and his destiny, one will always find a villain.
Trusting parish rector Aziraphale attempts to navigate Regency Bath, the marriage market, and the complexities of his own heart in this take on Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey, written for the Ineffably Austen event, March 2023.
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- 20/20
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25 Jun 2023