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The Trials and Tribulations of NOT Falling in Love with your Best Friend with Benefits by BitterEngine
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
06 Jul 2026
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"Oh come on! It doesn't have to mean anything." D-16’s glare did nothing to Orion's unsinkable pep. "Think of it as a way to relax and have fun."
"Interfacing is not strat ball, Pax."
"I could narrate it like a strat ball game."
Well that was a mortifying suggestion that was absolutely going to haunt D-16 for the next 50 cycles. "No!"
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The one where Orion Pax thinks it’s a brilliant plan to practice interfacing with his best friend. What could possibly go wrong?
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Escapism by BitterEngine for leste
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
26 Jul 2025
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Optimus was barely able to keep his engine from growling loud in his indignation "I don't think even you can somehow spin that fragging the leader of an enemy faction is anything but treason."
It wouldn't be like Megatron to not to rise to the challenge "It's not as though you're assassinating the Magnus."
"We are not interfacing!" Optimus snapped finally "And that's not up for discussion!"