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“Don’t you sound surprised with me.” Shadow Milk Cookie growled, “Take. It. Off.”
Pure Vanilla tilted his head in confusion, “take what off?”
“Don’t you play dumb with me, either. I can’t lie. Why can’t I lie.”
Pure Vanilla blinked, then blinked again. “You can’t…” He paused, “you believe I have done this?”
“Who else would!?” Shadow Milk yelled, throwing Pure Vanilla Cookie right back into the wall. “Who else would dare to make me, the cookie of deceit, unable to lie.”
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Post-Canon AU where Shadow Milk discovers he is unable to lie, and makes it Pure Vanilla Cookie's problem.
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Like a Moth to Light (Like a Beast to Bait) by cedarbranch
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 May 2020
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Gerry watches Michael closely. “You haven’t killed me yet. But you keep coming back. So… why?” Then, the real question: “Is this just your fucked up way of trying to claim me for the Spiral? Because I’m pretty sure the Eye’s already called dibs.”
Michael giggles. “Oh no,” he says. “The Eye wants you, yes, but not the way I do.”
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See the Line where the Sky meets the Sea by The_Floating_World
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Sep 2020
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When Jon is a child he looks into the infinite abyss of space. The Vast looks back into him.
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With Great Power Comes a Terrible Rent Split by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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Alhaitham is just trying to survive his final year of university while juggling his secret identity as Spider-Man without jeopardizing his academic standing or dying. Simple goals. Unfortunately, his biggest obstacle isn’t a supervillain—it’s his endearingly overdramatic roommate.
Who won’t stop asking Alhaitham why he keeps coming home bruised.
And won't stop yelling at Spider-Man to understand basic architectural integrity when slamming bad guys into buildings.
(Or: Spider-Man!Alhaitham and Gwen Stacy!Kaveh)
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31 May 2026
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“It’s a preexisting condition,” Jon explains, sipping more bitter tea. “I sort of got—hm. You know Spiderman?”
Tim raises an eyebrow.
“Heard of him, yeah.”
Jon nods, studying his tea.
“It’s sort of like that,” he says. “A spider killed and ate me when I was a child, and now I can’t stay dead.”
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Resurrection isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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the mirror of the fire of my mind, burning by haunthouse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jan 2020
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She doesn't ask how Agnes knew there was danger. Sometimes things are simply Known. Sometimes Gertrude finds herself setting pieces of paper aflame just to watch them burn. These are things they give each other.
Gifts, perhaps.
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16 May 2026