Block_of_grass
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- Dream SMP (24)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (11)
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Techno calls dibs on being dead next time by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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It was honestly a great day for a funeral. The sky was just grey enough to be slightly depressing, but with only a small chance of rain and a good amount of light for picture evidence that the funeral occurred. A drizzle would make for good ambiance but also ruin his hair, so that was fine.
Tommy elbowed him in the side. “You’re supposed to be more depressed!” He whispered.
“Oh I’m sorry,” Techno whispered back, “I’m not supposed to be the emotional one here! That’s your job!”
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There's a funeral. A very legitimate funeral. For a dead person. A definitely dead person. -
Basement Vampire by Block_of_grass for PhinaDead
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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The inside of the cell was somehow even colder than the outside, and Techno circled the box hesitantly. On one side there was a basic latch that didn't even have a lock. Or didn't have a lock anymore.
What's the worst that could be in the box? Without any more thinking he held up his torch with one hand and flipped the box open with another.
The box was holding a corpse.
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Techno finds a basement. And a vampire. And a new dad?
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That had to be Philza, one of the two artists at Syndicate Tattoos. “Sorry to keep you waiting, mate. Whatcha here for?”
“No, I wasn’t waiting at all, actually!” Ranboo said, “I saw that you were looking for apprentices, and I wanted to put in an application! Unless you’re not taking those.” That hadn’t passed his mind before then, but he talked on anyway, “In which case I will go home.” That was a good explanation, right?
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Ranboo applies for a totally normal tattoo apprenticeship.
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Learning to Balance by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Mar 2025
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Techno is a hermit. He also somehow grows wings. What does he do about that?
Absolutely nothing.
Meanwhile the rest of SBI are loosing their minds that they can't find whoever just grew wings.
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Take the cupcake by Block_of_grass
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
02 Jun 2024
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The first time Technoblade saw the palace he was 10, and running away from assassins, admittedly bad ones since he’s still alive. The second time he saw the palace was when he was 14, because he was working a bodyguard type job for someone who passed close to the grounds.
Technoblade was staring at the royal palace.
(Aka: Guard Techno fic, with Royalty SBI)
Recent series
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SpookyWeek2022 by Block_of_grass
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2022
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All my fics for @Kaydrabbles SpookyWeek! These are not related in any other way, read whatever you want. Fics are in order of each day though.
1: Witch AU
2: Ghosthunter AU
3: Vampires/Werewolves
4: Cryptids
There were supposed to be six, but I am terrible at time management, and only managed to write four. Sorry, but only a little bit.- Words:
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Golden Trio Dadoption by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2026
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Hi! This series is about the Goldern trio accidentally resurrecting Voldemort during First Year, forcing him to be their dead, ditching school and going on to live their best life.
Parts included:
1) Congrats, it’s triplets (now grab them and run): 1992 winter – 1992 September 1 - the trio resurrect the dark lord and makes him adopt them, and then play dead – COMPLETE
2) New Year (New me): 1992-1993 school year, Second Year - WIP
3) I mean, what could go wong? (And other famous last words): 1993-1994 school year, Third Year - UNDER PLANNING
4) How time flies (In good company): 1994-1995 school year, Fourth Year - UNDER PLANNING
5) Things could be worse (MAybe next year will be better): 1995-1996 school year, Fifth Year - UNDER PLANNING
6) We're back (And we'll make it your problem): 1996-1997 schoolyear + epilogue, basically alternate Triwizard Cup thingy in the kids’ Sixth Year. - UNDER PLANNING
+7) Extras - chapter summaries and timeline updated whenever a new chapter comes out- Words:
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Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
01 Jun 2026
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the unsaid variable by breepblopp
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker, stranded in another universe, is unfortunately incapable of being normal about science and immediately does what any responsible scientist would do: criticize WayneTech engineering in public.
Tim Drake falls for him almost immediately.
Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
19 May 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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- English
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- 158,068
- Chapters:
- 26/31
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 4,849
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Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
31 Mar 2026
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Peter Parker flees Hydra after being assigned a target he refuses to kill. Hiding right under his enemy’s nose seemed like a smart move—until the day it wasn’t.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
25 Feb 2026
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An AU where Harry has shadow magic, a love affair with Theodore Nott, and very little morality.
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Bookmarked by Block_of_grass
16 Dec 2025