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    Series filled with the weird ocs I make when I’m bored and the situations I throw them into and maybe some mythology in the mean time.

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    "Hold on." Bucky lifted a finger and backed out of the doorway, returning a moment later with his cell phone. He snapped a photo of Steve, typed a few words, and then returned to his apple. "What the hell were you doing at a sex club last night?"

    "Not having sex, if that's what you're wondering." An alert sounded from Steve's nightstand - a new Snapchat message. He rolled his eyes and unlocked his phone. Sam was always sending stupid Snapchats and frankly, Steve couldn't figure that goddamn app out and cursed whoever created that piece of shit.

    The chat wasn't from Sam this time, however. It was a picture of himself, not looking guilty at all, with the caption "when your buddy catches you looking at porn."

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    Two geriatric super-soldiers learn you're never too old to be kinky.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Barry is cursed to lose his powers until he loses his virginity. Sounds like a job for Captain Cold.

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    AU with everything being the same except no Earth-2 or Zoom, just normal Flash business Barry has been dealing with since the Singularity.

    Legends still happened, and Len was found soon after the Oculus explosion adrift in time, and is now ‘on leave’. To pass the time, he’s decided to get back to his roots by robbing a few places.

    Barry is not amused. He’s also a virgin. But no one’s supposed to know that. Except that the meta of the week (or witch? Barry doesn’t even know) seems to be able to look right into his soul and see that he’s never had sex. She also thinks it’s funny, apparently, to curse him to lose his powers until he does something about it.

    Enter Snart. Which is definitely a very bad (very good?) idea.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Steve's got ninety-five years' worth of Bucky's birthdays to catch up on.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    “What,” Loki manages, “do you want me to look like? Or who do you want me to be?”'

    Mobius seems confused. “What...what do you mean?”

    “I mean—do you have a fantasy? A type? A celebrity crush?”

    “I’m—not sure what you’re asking.”

    or: it’s Loki’s and Mobius’s first time, and Loki expects that Mobius only wants him because he can shapeshift. (Loki is wrong.)

     

    chapter 2: mobius forgets.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    It was true that Gale had warned him, said his blood tasted awful. But caution had no meaning to Astarion, the immortal cat killed by its own curiosity again and again and again.

     

    What was one more life, in the name of discovery?

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    03 Jul 2026