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New Achievement! The world’s greatest moron! by lucelafonde
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
11 Jul 2026
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“So you’ve bedded an omnipotent, semi-incorporeal being who could make your entire galaxy go boom before you can even think of saying ‘Wait, should I have called him after that date?’."
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The crawl is over. They're free. Or as free as a guy can be when an AI obsessed with his feet decides it wants to find out what all the fuss is about regarding that whole 'being human' and 'having a body' business.
This is a story about falling in love. Like a moron.
Finished story, posting 1 chapter a day.
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11 Jul 2026
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Two, perhaps nearly three, years after the fall of Lord Voldemort, the wizarding world begins to heal. But deep in the shadows, Bellatrix Lestrange still burns with the need to prove her loyalty to her vanished master. When fate places young Harry Potter in her path on a cold, storm-lashed night, she prepares to strike the ultimate blow of revenge.
And yet… she doesn’t.In a single moment of clarity, Bellatrix sees not the Boy Who Lived, not the symbol of her master’s downfall, but a child, bruised and neglected, cast away by the very world that claims to worship him. Driven by a twisted blend of vengeance, obsession, and something achingly close to maternal yearning, she steals him from the Muggles’ grasp, determined to shape him into something greater. Her own dark legacy.
As Harry grows under Bellatrix’s fierce and fractured care, molded by the shadows instead of the light, questions begin to stir within him. Who is he really? Savior or weapon? Pawn or player? As the years pass and Hogwarts looms on the horizon, the world teeters unknowingly on the edge of a future rewritten.
One boy. One woman. One night that changed everything.
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry is now safe. He has a family, friends and allies. He has even seen a healer. Everything Hermione set out to do in order to protect him last summer has been accomplished. Their fifth year has started and now she has realized that the battle is just starting. Now she needs to keep herself safe.
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The one where Hermione gets shit done.Series
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03 Jul 2026
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Cocktails and Moonlit Nights by pleasedonteattheplums (NotAGreatWriter3421)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
07 Jul 2026
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"How lucky for us! An entire island all to ourselves." Donut jumped down from Mordecai's shoulder to the floor and began weaving herself between my legs. "I will miss Katia, though. And Elle and Imani. They deserve a break, too."
"Don't you get the feeling that this is some sort of trap?" I didn't want to upset Donut, but her nonchalance about the whole situation was grating.
"No, Carl, I don't think it's some sort of trap. The AI said it himself, we've earned this. Unlike you, I have a sense of self-worth and can accept gracious gifts when I know I deserve them." She headbutted my leg and nuzzled her face against me. "However, also unlike you I've never had a romantic partner fool around behind my back, so I suppose I can see why you have such an issue trusting others."
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The Royal Court of Princess Donut finds themselves transported to a tropical resort for seemingly no reason. Donut has no problem indulging in an all-inclusive vacation, but Carl isn't quite so easily convinced.Bookmarked by Bluebubbles1990
17 Jun 2026
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT! And They Were Roommates by eclectillector
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
03 Jul 2026
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You know, Crawler, historians used to have a fascinating habit.
Two men would live together for forty years. They'd share a house. Share a bed. Raise a cat together. Leave each other everything in their wills. Write letters so disgustingly affectionate that they make romance novels look emotionally constipated.
And historians would look at all of this and conclude:
"What close friends."
Amazing.
Truly a level of denial normally reserved for cult leaders, reality television contestants, and people who think they're "just being nice."
Now, to be fair, housing costs are terrible. Sometimes two fully grown men do end up sharing an apartment. Sometimes they do sleep in the same bed. Sometimes they do spend every waking moment worrying about each other. Sometimes they do accidentally build a life together.
But eventually, Crawler, there comes a point where you're not fooling anybody anymore.
Not the audience.
Not the cat.
And definitely not yourselves.
REWARD:
You've unlocked the passive skill: Heterosexuality (Contested).The effectiveness of this skill decreases every time you call your roommate "family."
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26 May 2026