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  1. Rec 90

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    In juniors they took one look at him naked and said ‘Fucking Christ Hollander’ and ‘what’s the point in measuring when we all know we’re gonna lose?’

    Because Shane had hit a growth spurt and, while he never gained the height he’d prayed for (he wasn’t short anywhere but in the NHL), he’d grown a lot in other areas.

    A lot… more than the other boys.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    @MHL Gossip @MHLGossip

    BREAKING: An audio posted by an anonymous source reveals that Boston Captain Ilya Rozanov is currently BLACKMAILING Montreal Captain Shane Hollander with what he calls an ‘incriminating photo’. Fans are left wondering just what the so called ‘Golden Boy’ of the MHL could have done and how does Rozanov have such a photo?

     

    @montrealbabes 

    FUCK

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Several years into Rozanov’s career, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian.

    Suddenly able to answer questions fluently and with a wide vocabulary, Rozanov’s interviews go viral. Hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81. This changes not only his public persona, but his whole life.

    Inspired by the look on NBA star Nikola Jokić’s face when he was asked a question in his native Serbian and my own struggles learning a new language.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Shane is sick of this whole ally shtick, so he decides to do something about it.

    Cue Hayden and Jackie finding out about Ilya...

    The world finding out that their beloved ally is in fact a homosexual...

    Ilya being deemed the new face of hockey allyship...

    But wait! He's bisexual?!

    Hey why is Rozanov making dinner plans with Hollander in the middle of the game?

     

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    Shane comes out, Ilya comes out, wait they're TOGETHER?!

     

    A multi parted continuation of my previous fic!

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    05 Feb 2026