1 - 20 of 90 Bookmarks by BoopedMySnake
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
Series
- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
-
The Strength of a Thousand by ToastedCatBread
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
04 Nov 2022
Tags
Summary
Cloud Strife was older than most of the typical cadets, but his blue eyes burned with the strength of a thousand men.
The Firsts (and Zack) find out exactly how strong he really was.
Series
- Part 1 of The Strength of a Thousand
-
Tags
Summary
He just filled Robert, like a twink!
Hell yeah!
-
his talking about twinkies btw
-
Tags
Summary
Robert ends up in a nightclub with his co-workers. Flambae looks way too good in booty shorts. Yet another HR violation gets added to Robert's record, and some poor overworked janitor has to clean up jizz from the bathroom stall.
Bookmarked by BoopedMySnake
27 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
*the guy just trying to piss in the next stall, biting back tears*: im so fucking scared
-
Tags
Summary
“Hey, what’s an intimacy coordinator?” Courtney had the pen cap pinched between her teeth. “I’m used to most of the shit you make us do, but this… I don’t got a fuckin’ clue.”
“An intimacy coordinator is someone that’ll handle… you… in the event that you get struck with what this villain has.” Mandy pinched the space between her brows. “Whoever this is has… something. That increases your temperature and libido, okay? To the point that only contact from another person will fix it. Do you get what I’m saying?”
—
get fucked robert
-
It's My Right to Be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous by Colorfullyminded, InkAndSmudge
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
But Robert knew no matter how much he wanted it, kindness wasn’t something he, or his stupid, broken down body, deserved.
He pulled away again, averting his eyes self-consciously whenever he remembered why he was really there tonight. The last thing he wanted was for Waterboy to see him like that. To see what the hero that he idolised was really like behind all the smoke and mirrors.
Herman’s smile fell at the same time as his lighter-coloured eyebrows rose, “D-don’t you want to dance-join in?” He glanced around the place where Robert was still leaning against the counter, “You’re all by your-alone.”
Not for long, if I’m lucky, Robert thought bitterly. The ache that had been building in his gut all day felt like a ravenous, gnawing hole now. It twisted something inside of him, made him feel sick and rotten and wrong. And a thousand miles away from the sweet-faced, wetsuit-wearing hero currently giving up his Saturday night to help keep a bunch of villains safe at a crappy metal night.
-
My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
-
Tags
Summary
“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
—-
Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
Bookmarked by BoopedMySnake
25 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Not only my favorite Nimona fanfics writer but also one of my fav dispatch fanfic writers
-
Tags
Summary
Robert might not promote vices but he knows that’s useless to tell a team of former villains. When Sonar continues to suffer from withdrawals, he decides to teach the hybrid a different way to relax after work.
Or; Robert shotguns Sonar and then gets head. It escalates.
-
Tags
Summary
After Blonde Blazer decides that the Z-team needs a weekly moral building trip to the various bars around town, Robert is confronted with his inability to tolerate alcohol compared to his super friends.
Waterboy is confronted with his inability to tell the truth-- And keep his thoughts off Robert.
-
Tags
Summary
I don't know, I couldn't stop thinking about Herm getting off on Robert drinking his water. Sorry rip
-
Tags
Summary
B.Y.H.B, ‘Be Your Heroic Best’ had been explained to Robert, by Blazer of course, as a convention led by retired heroes, and heroes in their prime, with the sole purpose of teaching what they’ve learned in the field to better educate the upcoming, heroic youth. It was a two day event, Saturday and Sunday, and the SDN was willing to pay, round trip, for someone from the Phoenix Program to attend — with a chaperone of course.
When Robert had volunteered to do so with a member of the Z-Team, he hadn’t really thought the entire process through. Or, at least, he hadn’t thought far enough ahead to consider the reality he was currently experiencing: a reality in which he shared a weekend with a raging fireball who vividly hated his guts.Or:
Robert and Flambae go on a trip out of town and sexy things ensue.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,085
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 1,674
- Bookmarks:
- 319
- Hits:
- 14,751
Bookmarked by BoopedMySnake
25 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Oooooh Flambae you want that cookie so bad
-
Tags
Summary
"We were just talking about the rumour that's going round about you and Serizawa-sensei being a couple."
Reigen spits out his coffee.
*
In which Reigen and Serizawa are teachers and find the time in their busy schedule to fall in love.
-
Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
Tags
Summary
"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
-
let me watch the dressing start to peel by Softgraves for CelestialGardens
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
24 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
After Rody messes up one too many times, Vincent decides he needs a punishment to encourage better behavior.
The maid dress was less for customer satisfaction and more for Vincent's satisfaction, but Rody didn't need to know that.
-
darling, so it goes by dangodangomilk for sanlanglover
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Fate is not so kind to reward Ren when he'd thought he just rediscovered happiness.
In which Ren feels he is cursed to lose his child over and over, believing it a burden he should bear alone. In that case, Jing Yuan would be better off never knowing.
That is, until the man himself finds out, and shows Ren just exactly how much he disagrees with him.
-
Tags
Summary
Lance is under no hallucination when he says he’s an attractive person. He IS attractive. Hunk thinks so, his mom thinks so- the people who truly matter all agree that Lance McClain is one fine piece of ass. So it was only a matter of time before everyone else started noticing it too.
XxX
AU where everything’s the same but the Galra are smitten with Lance -
Tags
Summary
emiya admires how his husband eats: with bared teeth, snarling lips, the raw glistening appreciation in his eyes as he tears into and slathers his food with complete animal enthusiasm.
his appetite is voracious, to say the least.Bookmarked by BoopedMySnake
31 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Somehow manages to make the lapslock work
-
Tags
Summary
being a transfer student is hard. being in love with the transfer student that wants nothing to do with you is harder.
especially with rumors swirling around his entire existence. -
Tags
Summary
Sam’s having a bit of trouble keeping up the ‘I’m still asleep and totally not turned on right now’ act as Lyle speaks, trying to keep his breathing even as Lyle gets more confident, pressing himself closer to the man under him and moving to cup Sam through his, admittedly slightly damp, boxers.
“D-do you know how many photos I’ve taken of you? How- how many I continue to t-t-take every day..?”
—
Frankiesmileshow would probably try to shoot me for this, but I’d be over the fence and across the property line before he could fetch his rifle