BoredomIsDeadly



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    "Hello?" Hijikata says. The voice that comes out of the phone is slightly tinny but distinctively smooth.

    "Is this Shinsengumi Vice-Commander Hijikata Toushiro?" Hijikata's mystery caller asks.

    "Yeah," Hijikata says. "Who is this?"

    "I'd like to set an appointment." The person on the other end of the line says. "8 o'clock, Saturday evening. I'll text you the address."

    "Sorry?" Hijikata frowns, taking the phone away from his ear to check the caller ID- Unknown, as he had seen when he had picked up the phone. "Who the hell is this?"

    "It's about Sakata Gintoki." The voice says. "8 o'clock. Don't be late."

    The dial tone sounds as they hang up. Hijikata glares at his phone.

    "What the hell was that?" He mutters.

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    Or: If you want to date Sakata Gintoki, you might have to deal with a few other Joi Rebel idiots first.

    Or #2: Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi all give Hijikata the shovel talk. In their own unique ways.

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    " Of course, Kirara falls. It's film writing 101. The Gintama writers want to have a Kubrick moment too. 

    Gintoki's body, thankfully, responds before his brain has even processed it. Before she's out of sight, he is launching himself after her. He has no plan except jumping himself, only barely registering that Sougo has thrown him a chain as he plunges into empty air. Against all odds, he manages to grab her hand.

    She squeezes back. Because of course she does. No one jumping off a building actually wants to die.

    Shinpachi holds a brief, sign-based conversation with her from a nearby building. Kirara's suicidal tendencies fade from her like they were never there in the first place. Gintoki kicks through a window once everyone has had a sufficiently heartfelt arc, safely depositing Kirara inside and ignoring the way the shattered glass scratches his own skin. The paramedics rush in and they don't even look at him, because Kirara clearly needs immediate psychiatric intervention. She just fell off a roof. Gintoki just jumped after her. "

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    When the Correspondence Arc takes a turn for the serious, Gintoki is left scrambling.

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    Ginpachi had to venture inside Gintama High School after hour, yet again.

    This time a little bit different.

    No, it's not what you think it is. Probably.

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    Sometimes Gintoki's old wounds gives him trouble, and Otose is there to help give him relief in her own way

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    “Takumi,” he sang while emphasizing every syllable. Eito stroked the fleshy redness outlining what must be Takumi’s cheek. Soft and squishy like the organs of invaders.

    “Wake up, or you won’t like the consequences,” Eito warned. Even though Takumi had already given him permission to do this, it still made him feel light and heady.

    Eito takes advantage of his leader's love for sleep.

    [SPOILERS FOR ENDING 006]

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