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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    5 times someone notices Aiden changing/appetite and the 1 time someone decides to say something about it

    (I gave Aiden an eating disorder and made Tyler dubiously queer.)

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    25 Jul 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    21 Jul 2026

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    So he starts off simple: I miss your gorgeous mouth on my neck.

    He sends it. No preamble. No hi. Just the plain, honest truth.

    He throws his phone across the bed. Thirty seconds later, he scrambles to pick it back up so he can watch for Ilya’s response.

    Dots appear. Disappear. Appear again.

    Lily: Who is this?

    Shane’s jaw drops. What the fuck? He knows he’s not the only person Rozanov’s seeing, probably not the only one he’s sexting on any given night, but really? He can’t be bothered to check the contact name?

    He almost types, it’s Jane you dumbass, but Rose’s voice comes to him, loud and clear. No chirping.

    What would Ilya say? What would any human being who knows how to sext say?

    Shane: The same person who’s going to get on their knees for your perfect dick in a few days

    There. That’s good, right? The articles said to bring up giving more than receiving. That seems backward knowing Ilya, but whatever.

    It’s a good text. He did good. It’s on par with some of the other women on Ilya’s phone, he thinks. Or at least, he hopes.

    But then, his phone rings, Lily’s contact filling the screen.

    He stares at it dumbly. They don’t do this. Ever. Is there an emergency or something? Or was Ilya so turned on he just had to call?

    Hesitantly, Shane answers.

    “Who is this?” Ilya says, sharp, impatient. “Where did you find this phone?”

     

    Actually hilarious. Crying laughing at midnight.
    Read again.

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    JJ won’t get out of bed. He won’t eat. He won’t speak. He won’t even look at John B.

    He’d stay that way for days if John B let him. See, this is the type of behavior that John B likes to call Hurricane JJ, and it usually happens just about as often as a tropical cyclone happens in the Outer Banks, only multiple that by three.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?

    A lot... He hopes.

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    19 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Actually hilarious. Read again when sad.

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
    Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
    “Alright, it’s a deal.”

    Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with
    him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'

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    18 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing. Made me cry at 2 am. Read again but like be careful cause damn