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    Satoru sits there, disbelief etched across his face to such a degree that he almost looks to be in pain. He watches as the enemy, a player who goes by 'Uzumaki', crouches and uncrouches in quick succession, disrespectfully tea bagging his poor and cold lifeless body on the floor.

    His jaw hangs agape and his eyes bulge wide in shock. Glaring red letters that spell out 'DEFEAT’ are slapped across his monitor, silently mocking him for such an utterly shameful loss.

    And, to Satoru's horror, the only thing he can think to do is to put a message in the game chat.

    [L1mitl3ss] ggs uzumaki, well played! :)

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    Gojo Satoru is a very good at FPS games. Geto Suguru is a little bit better.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Suguru is attracted to nerds. Particularly the hotter, more socially inept, extremely academically challenged type. When he finds out Gojo wants a "private math lesson," Suguru figures that's just a code word for something else.

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    “Here,” Satoru said. “I didn’t— I didn’t know how much exactly, so I just…”

    “You didn’t have to bring this much,” he lied, folding the bills neatly and tucking them somewhere out of sight. “But it’s appreciated. I love a generous client.”

    Satoru blinked. “…Client?”

    Suguru raised an eyebrow.

    “We are doing a private session, aren’t we?”

    Satoru nodded with enthusiasm and a flushed complexion.

    “Right, so, um— where do you keep your books? I brought a few of my own.”

    Suguru’s eyes widened at this response. “Your— books?”

    “Books,” Satoru repeated. “Math ones, just in case.”

    What.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    A young man entered the cafe at speed, wild-eyed and panting. He locked eyes with Suguru and a moment later had vaulted over the counter and crouched at his feet, back pressed against the bar.

    Suguru watched this happen with the vague detachment of the extremely overtired. He thought absently that it was lucky he’d cleaned up the drinks or they would have impeded what had been a rather impressive hurdle. The athlete in question was looking up at him with the most stunning blue eyes he’d ever seen.

    He looked fucking terrified.

    In which Gojo Satoru seeks shelter in a 24-hour cafe, but that pretty barista might be more than he bargained for.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    I'm Yours by Isabel LaRosa

    “You’re telling me,” Suguru said slowly, “that you have, with intention, scheduled your bladder around our having sex.”

    “I schedule everything,” Satoru said cheerfully. “You think this level of perfection just happens?”

    He grunted. “I usually piss before we fuck. Like a sane person.”

    “Eh. Maybe it’s because I bottom.” Satoru shrugged, hopping off the counter. “Because there’s pressure on my bladder or whatever. Something about the way you press down on everything—I dunno."

    “Mhm.” Suguru lifted the mug to his lips. “Sure, Toru.”

    OR; Gojo offhandedly mentions his secret to sexual satisfaction, and Geto runs with it.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    “I don’t know what to do, I don’t know how I’m going to get through this degree. On top of that, I’m not even getting laid! Me, Shoko! Look at me! How am I not getting laid?”
    “God . . . just go get a dom, I don’t know. I do not want to have this conversation again.”
    “A what?” Satoru’s drunken confused voice asked.
    “A dom. A dominant. Come on Satoru, don’t act like you don’t know what bdsm is.”

    (Or an AU where astrophysics major Satoru feels his life falling apart and all he really needs is a dominant to put him back in his place. Said dominant comes in the form of an Adonis with long silky black hair)

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    23 Feb 2026