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I Always Wanted To Die Clean And Pretty (But I’d Be Too Busy) by Breadblender
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (2019)
28 May 2026
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He thinks I’m an angel, reverberates gently through my skull. Warmth blooms from where my beating heart lays exposed, nestled between my ribs that arch over it, like a mother protecting her child from the world, in a way my own mother never would. Theo eagerly laps at the blood flowing from the pulsing gash in my torso. His lips and teeth are stained with my sickly sweet blood when he brings himself back up to look me in the eyes.
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When u have fantasies abt ur bf dissecting u and he has fantasies abt u eating him alive
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Can I Sleep In Your House Tonight? by Breadblender
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (2019)
08 Mar 2026
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Theo stops taking his meds to prove theres nothing wrong with him.
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Schizophrenic Theodore Decker fic where I focus on his and Hobie's relationship (yay!)
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The Vivisection of Boris Pavlikovsky by Breadblender
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (2019)
27 Feb 2026
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Boris wishes Theo could love him like this when they were sober. But boys like Boris don't get a happily ever after.
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Boris thinks about his relationship with Theo
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A year and some change after college graduation, Mike Wheeler is living in his parents' basement.
It isn't as pathetic as it sounds - he's also got a publishing deal, and he's putting the finishing touches on his debut novel.
It's even more pathetic than it sounds - he's got nobody left to hang out with in Hawkins except his ex-girlfriend and his sister's ex-boyfriend, and his best friend isn't returning his calls. The Wheeler house is a pressure cooker and he’s newly terrified that he might be identifiably bisexual. He's totally not spiraling. Everything's hunky dory.
Really, it's ideal timing. Will's due in Hawkins for Thanksgiving any day now, possibly with his beloved sack of hair gel, the ur-yuppie, Country Club Carlton. Mike definitely still knows how to exist in a room with him.
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Mike goes through a late bi awakening, crashes out, comes out, grapples with Catholic guilt, and pines over a Will Byers who might no longer have a place in his life for him - not necessarily in that order.
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25 Jul 2026
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This is WZRD, otherwise known as Wizard's Radio.
"I just don't think I'd be a nice fit on the radio. I'm not like you or Rockin' Robin."
"You don't have to be like me. Trust me, you don't wanna be like either of us, we're practically dying in this hot studio nearly every day. Maybe that's a little dramatic—it's true, though. When I started out with this job, I was only 17. I'm turning 20 in two months."
"March 22nd?"
"Correct. Good job, Paladin. Hope you remember that."
"Mm. Yeah. I'll, I'll definitely remember that, Sorcerer."
or; over the radio, mike and will grow a friendship—and as they get closer, it’s hard to ignore what else is building between the two of them.
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12 Jul 2026
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Mike was sick of them. Sick of their double dates, their couple's costumes, inside jokes and plans they just have to make a 'couples thing'. Sure, the six of them still hung out together all the time, but Mike and Will would always end up ostracized by default, unable to communicate with them now that they only spoke the language of love and nothing else. And that summer, at the cottage, it definitely wouldn't be any different.
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It's 1993. The party goes over to Lucas's family cottage for the summer; Mike and Will get bothered by how often they're excluded from all the couples stuff their friends do, which leads them to start pretending to be dating in the most insufferable way they can come up with. They just weren't counting on it completely blurring the lines of their friendship.
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29 Jun 2026
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ever get the feeling that you're never all alone? by falloutboi for Wheeee, glossyjm
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jun 2026
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Anyways, the point is, Will thinks, that maybe his ghost roommate has escalated from small pranks and is actually now watching Will. Will supposes that's fine, but he does think that maybe it's a little perverted of the ghost to watch Will masturbate. Will trudges back into the house to wash his hands in the kitchen, crinkling his nose. He probably should be more upset about having a perverted ghost roommate, but sue him, he's lonely (and kind of horny).
Will dries his hands off on an old dish towel and resigns himself to spending the rest of the afternoon on the couch, lounging around and flipping through channels on the staticky box TV.
Maybe his perverted ghost roommate likes The X-Files too.
In which Will thinks that his house is haunted (and he's right).
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ever since she cut her blue hair off by Ghosts_and_Gays
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Apr 2026
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He’s not a fan of his hair.
It’s not an uncommon thought, but it still strikes him a little uncomfortably in the ribs as he takes in his reflection.
He thinks it’s the length.
Mike wants to cut his hair. This is a bigger issue than it sounds like.
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06 May 2026