LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
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Meat Cute by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
24 Jun 2026
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During another sleepless night in the suburbs of ██████, Derek Hutchins stumbles upon his classmate wrestling a large deer at the nearby park. Avery's likeable, funny, and athletic—what's a guy like him doing alone and messing with the wildlife?
Avery's a vampire and doesn't even know it.
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5pm Naps and Childproof Caps, at Least I Have you Watching my Back by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
18 Apr 2026
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New Year's is supposed to be a chance to restart and reset, but that shouldn't include memories. As the thoughts and feelings fade regardless of how tightly Avery holds on, the game extends one more olive branch.
It's dangerous to be out after midnight so early into the new year, but Avery knows this is a matter greater than life and death.Hurt/comfort domestic fix-it post DAWTDE yay
There will be more to this someday, but it’s completed and can be its own thing for now -
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She's not the most established guest at your get-together, but she couldn't take more of your attention even if she tried. She drove all that way to be here... the least you can do is let her occupy some of your fancies.
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The Catalyst of Omelas and He Who Abandons Him by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
29 Dec 2025
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Before, during, and after the fateful night a cord is cut and an eye socket is nursed alone. Blackrock sterilized their youth, but maybe there’s a chance to make up lost time.
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Hyperlaser intended to spend the night in the factionless city, but that’s why he keeps receipts from business trips. Perhaps he wouldn’t have to pay at all if he stayed with a friend… the kindred spirit from the phights may have a spare room. It’s a good thing he finds his friend when he does, or there’d be no more blood left in him to bleed.
An eventful evening in Crossroads. Of course, it’s nothing Blackrock’s best can’t handle.
Recent series
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Neptuna & Aziidaa’s SIGverse Apocalypse AU by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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zomb ee
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- 14,491
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Neptuna & Aziidaa SIGverse Vampire AU by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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- 4
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Best of Neptuna by aziidaa, LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game), Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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Tha best of Neptuna Chomsky :D
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There's No Such Thing as a Free Date by LandlineNokia (BreadedAndFried), LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
Fandom Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
26 Aug 2024
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Canon compliant fake dating situationship eyyy
The coworker harbors feelings for a fellow cog who may or may not feel the same.
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diamondhead by rottenaero
Fandoms: Something is Knocking at Your Door - ThatMob (Web Series)
16 Jul 2026
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His tongue— suddenly dry— presses against the top of his mouth. “ Nothing, never mind.”
“ This sounds important to you, Mob. Are you sure you don’t want to talk about this anymore?”
“ Yea– Yes. Yes, I’m sure. I was just wondering.”
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Unwanted care by Idecay
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Something Is Knocking At Your Door (ThatMob)
24 Jun 2026
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Verity loves his little mortal. Sadly, humans tend to be very fragile. He has the ability to fix them, no matter the cost though.
Or: Mob learns that a godlike being obsessed with him will do anything to keep him alive, even if he will stop wanting to live alongside.
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Twenty Minutes by softcheesegoblin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Something Is Knocking At Your Door (ThatMob)
29 Jun 2026
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A Minecraft day lasts twenty minutes, but to Verity, every second is a starving eternity spent waiting. Why would Mob ever look to others when Verity is his absolute truth—the only weapon, shield, and monster he will ever truly need?
(Mainly Verity POV)
Bookmarked by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
18 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
gahLEE that yaoicocaine is KICKIN 🤤🤤🤤
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wish I could know you much more sometimes by cosmicpoet
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
07 May 2026
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In which Derek does not die alone.
Avery wraps his arm around Derek, pulling him sideways in the chair so that he’s leaning into his chest. All he has to do now is turn his head away from the screen, and this will all be over.
“I can’t do it,” he whispers. “I… I need you to help me."
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(it sounds like) sweet talk to my ears by allurfavesaretrans
Fandoms: Elevator Hitch (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Your Friday night is an obvious conclusion from the moment that the new hire slams his hand on your desk, sending a file toppling to the floor.
Most of that project you were taking such precise care in now lays on the ground, likely knocked out of the meticulous order you had been placing the papers in. You give a tired look to the man responsible, whose smile only widens. His tie is loose around his neck and his hair pokes out in random strands from his ponytail, the glasses pushed up far on his nose proudly framing that devious glint in his eyes.
“So,” he starts, uncaring of the papers now scattered on the ground of your office and equally uncaring of your attempt to lean over and pick it up, “you. Me. Bar tonight. Yeah?”
(G4C prompt! opposite au cotag in which coworker gets drunk as hell and spills his heart out. he does it in a different language though because it can never be easy with him)
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Bookmarked by LocalNokia (BreadedAndFried)
17 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
hey guys this is an official opposite cotag moment from me, opposite cotag's founding father!
I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm sh