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    “Roz bro… What DO you tell your husband?” Troy squirted Ilya with the water from the bottle he was holding, “It’s like a new tradition that Shane just never knows what the hell we’re talking about.”

    “I’m sorry, okay!” Ilya threw up his hands. “I’m too busy loving my husband instead of talking to him… if you know what I mean.” He winked.

    “Oh, gross”
    “Shut up Rozy!”
    “BOOOOO!!!!”

    3 gloves flew in Ilya’s direction.

    Or 5 Ottawa Centaurs' traditions that Ilya forgets to tell Shane about +1 that Shane forgets to tell Ilya about (and how Shane ends up loving being a Centaur)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    He’s standing across from Ilya in his kitchen. Their feet are almost touching, Ilya’s in black socks that Shane also has multiple pairs of, Shane’s in his favourite soft striped ones. The rain is getting louder outside, moving from a drizzle to a downpour. And Ilya is looking at him like he loves him.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Maybe he should have actually said something, like all the others did. Unfortunately Ilya is a little too much like Icarus, and Shane is his sun.

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    03 Jun 2026