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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    30-something Stede Bonnet and his wife Mary gave up on the pretense of trying to have kids about 3 seconds after his dad carked it. So now he's getting a Hyacinth Macaw from Button's Best Birdery, just like he's always wanted.

    Mary is not a fan.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ed's friend Fang gave him a weird sticker made by his boyfriend's friend.

    Surely this won't lead to anything, will it?

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    We all know how the "This is Happening" episode began, right?

    • Ed told Stede that he was thinking about leaving the Revenge.
    • Stede was frantically trying to think of a way to stop him when Roach interrupted to report that they'd run out of oranges. This was bad, because they needed oranges on account of the Swede's teeth falling out from scurvy.
    • Stede set off with Lucius to get more oranges. Instead, he returned with a treasure map that he'd bought from some woman.

    This story is about that woman. Who is she? Just a random con artist? Or, maybe, someone we happen to know pretty well?

    Let's find out!

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In a world where a goose appears when you're on the path to your soulmate, Stede keeps being led towards the sea.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    What's good for the goose...

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Just a series of tiny chapters inspired by MerMay prompts and posted daily (ish) on Bluesky, in which Merstede meets Sad Fisherman Ed.

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    07 Jun 2026