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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    20 Jul 2026

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    When he realizes what she’s done, he growls again, the sound escaping his chest to reverberate in his throat, curling around her name. “Granger.”

    She takes another step back, eyes flicking over the tension of his holster, the tautness of the leather leash. It’s holding him. Good.

    She takes another step.

    Granger,” he repeats, hissing it this time, practically spitting the word at her in his hushed fury. “Get the fuck back here.”

    She points her index finger at him. “Stay.”

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    Or where Malfoy can't control himself, and so Hermione does it for him.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Her breath couldn’t seem to stay in her lungs as she gasped with the building pressure of her fingers working into her.

    “Just like that. Please. Harder. Harder,” she said, eyes closed and back arching high off the bed.

    As her climax reached its peak, a loud, crashing noise filled her room.

    Hermione’s eyes shot open wide to look at the door to her bedroom where a tall, masked man stood, wand drawn and foot extended from kicking her door down.

    She let out a vicious scream, not from fear but out of frustration because yet another fucking Death Eater had come to interrupt her evening, except this time, he’d stolen what was sure to be a toe-curling orgasm right out of her arousal-slicked fingers.

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    OR: Death Eater Draco tries to kidnap Hermione, so she makes him an offer he can't refuse.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. 

     

    Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" 

     

    If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Lucius Malfoy and Draco Malfoy are dead. Narcissa Malfoy is a shut in with too many cats and house elves that claim abuse. Director of the House Elf Protection Agency, Hermione Granger, has her work cut out for her.

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    “Poor Narcissa, she is lost without Lucius and Draco. Every time I am there, she is worse. We have raided that place more times than I can count. If Malfoy was hiding out there, we would have found him by now.” Harry took a bite of his steak.

    “So, you still think he’s dead? Nothing new?” Ginny asked.

    He shook his head. “He’s got to be dead and buried. No magical signature, no wand use, no sightings, nothing. It’s unheard of if a magical person is alive, even if they are clever. There is always a tell eventually. He escaped Azkaban, and poof, gone like a ghost. Maybe he drowned and never left Scotland.”

    Hermione doubted that. She always gave Draco far more credit than anyone else did. She didn’t know how long he survived after fleeing the infamous prison, but she doubted he let the North Sea take him out.

    Part of Death Eaters Do It Better Fest 2026

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