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    [Guess what, apparently if you stay up for 40hours, live off of takeout and grocery store cookies, and mix inadvisable amounts of caffeine, Adderall, and nicotine for months on end-

    Riku wakes up to his alarm clock going off.

    Only, his name isn’t fucking Riku, he doesn’t own an alarm clock like some geriatric traditionalist, and he is very, very fucking confused.]

    Or: SI/OC isekais into the Narutoverse as a 10 year old orphan with no knowledge of canon, a half finished degree in psychology, and a very valid fear of dying considering his current career track.

    Edit: I had to turn on moderation due to the volume of spam comments, sorry for the hassle and I hope that doesn't discourage anyone from commenting, I truly love reading them and they make my day! <33

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The afterlife, reincarnation, possession, whatever. They all equaled the same thing: death was not the end. Death was... the next great adventure. I could've accepted that. I could've (with a little time and more than a little bit of swearing) accepted that my deadness wasn't actually death. But really? What the hell? I died a bipolar, not a schizophrenic!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    After Sasuke regains memories of a previous life and realizes that he is part of the story of Naruto, he rejects his destiny and ducks out of the story before Naruto can get attached. Kakashi, martyr and troll that he is, objects.

    Sasuke out there, just living his best life, lounging on a beach under an umbrella, drinking lemonade:

    Kakashi, running full tilt and carrying the rest of Team Seven under his arms: I’ll save you, Sasuke!

    Naruto and Sakura: *cheering Kakashi on*

    The Plot will not be denied.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    She's a runner, she's a track star, she's a wild card in a stacked deck - Lucky D. Brynlee is reincarnated with a Gamer System and immediately bugs the hell out of it by requesting they add a gacha feature. But who cares about consequences, right? She's going to live her life to the fullest, make it everyone's problem, and save as many people as possible in the process!

    (even if she has to psychologically torture a couple of them into redemption - it's totally legit if you don't give a fuck!)

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    "Are you absolutely sure about this? There's no telling who you'll become."

    She merely grinned. "Perfect. I can't wait to find out."

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    03 Jun 2026