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    Based off of Smutista's Prompt: Super solder sperm acts like a mind-altering drug and aphrodisiac, making Tony a mindless cockslut.

    Whiskey eyes crinkled at the corners, almost involuntarily, as he let out a dry laugh.

    “They don’t usually let you do this for a reason, right? Subterfuge doesn't seem to be your jam either. So definitely not a spy. Definitely not the executioner, you don’t have the stomach for it. Which brings up back around to that pesky original question you never answered. Why are you here?”

    Steve sighed. Was he going to do this?

    “They want me to fuck you into telling us Schmidt’s location.”

    A pregnant pause filled the eerie silence of the cave, interrupted only by the soft and distant sound of water dripping and the mournful howl of the wind whipping outside.

    And then the prisoner threw his head back, the harsh bark of his laughter filling the cave and bouncing back until Steve was surrounded on all sides by echoes of his amusement.
    “Oh sweetheart, you’re welcome to try. No one can fuck Tony Stark into doing anything he doesn't want to do.”

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Neil didn’t mean to steal a car belonging to a local gang, and he certainly didn’t mean to steal the gang’s getaway driver, Kevin Day, along with it.

    Unfortunately for Neil, Andrew Minyard doesn’t care why he stole the car (or Kevin), just that he knew how to drive it - and honestly, who made Kevin the getaway driver, anyway?

     

    A Baby Driver AU, but it's so loosely connected that you don't need to know anything about the movie to read.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Nicky is well aware that he might get brutally murdered for what he’s about to do, but if it all goes well, then his death will be the turning point in helping his stabby, possibly depressed cousin and his alcoholic friend find the loves of their lives, and that, to Nicky, is a cause worth dying for.

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    Jean and Neil move in next door to The Monsters, and no one can decide if they're a couple or not. Nicky makes solving this case his personal mission, because as much fun as it is to watch Andrew and Kevin pine over the mysterious neighbors, Nicky is positive that those two aren't dating.

    Positive.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Tony Stark knew exactly what he was worth.
    He just felt so empty...

    Everyone knows Tony hates being touched...
    He does. Right?

    ((Another Angsty Tony one shot, this is in no way related to the other fics in this series))

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    17 Jul 2026

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    During The Monster's second year at PSU, their dorm RA discovered that their five-person room was only being occupied by four people, and hands them their fate that very day:

    Find a fifth roommate by the end of the first semester, allow residence life to provide a randomly assigned roommate, or cough up an $1,000 fine AND get the randomly assigned roommate anyway.

    Now, with only a few days left in the semester and a laundry list of people too afraid to room with a monster, Andrew is out of options.
    Nicky thinks the solution is to throw a party to show everyone how fun Andrew can be - when he's not stabbing people, that is.
    Andrew is just desperate enough to agree.

    What could go wrong?

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    15 Jul 2026