CallMeInsidious
Fandoms
- Danny Phantom (21)
- Batman - All Media Types (11)
- DCU (10)
- Superman - All Media Types (10)
- Green Lantern - All Media Types (2)
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A Masters' Class in Gotham Etiquette by CallMeInsidious
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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When Alfred picks up the phone, the very last person he expected to hear from was Vladimir Masters. A man who left Gotham City in disgrace over 10 years ago. Now he's back, and Vlad has a particular problem he believes Alfred can help him with: teaching his new goddaughter how to fit into Gotham High Society.
Will Jazz be able to navigate this savage new city? And more importantly, will she be able to keep her greatest secret hidden around the Waynes who are surprisingly adept at uncovering lies?
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- Part 1 of Danny Phantom - DC Crossovers
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Vlad Masters had no idea what he’d done to piss off Clockwork, the Zone’s most powerful ghost and Master of Time, but he definitely needs to Stop Doing It. Why? Because the ghost was now treating Vlad as his personal fixer-upper for Bad Ending Timelines. And if Vlad had to punch himself in the face one more time for bad relationship decisions, bad obsessions, or just overall bad life choices, he was going to start making some questionable life decisions of his own…
These short stories are set between ‘How Bad Could Turning 16 Really Be?’ and the upcoming ‘Time Enough for All That Later’.
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- Part 4 of Danny Phantom - Goth Cereal
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When Vlad Masters arrives at FentonWorks for the weekly truce dinner, he expects everything to go as it usually does: ignored by Maddie, overly attended on by Jack, and sassed by Daniel and Jasmine.
Unfortunately, halfa luck is in full swing when Jack accidentally uses the Fenton Ghost-Remote on Vlad, Danny, and Jazz which sends them hurtling off into a situation none of them are prepared for. Can they survive living in rough conditions until they reach human civilization again? Or, more importantly, can the three of them survive multiple hours in each other's company without resorting to murder and mayhem?
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- Part 13 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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When Danny asks Vlad Masters to demonstrate a new technique to help him evade a GIW trap, the older halfa is beside himself with joy. Maybe the irascible teen is FINALLY coming around to the idea of being mentored by Vlad!
Only Vlad didn't count on his own terrible luck (not to mention Danny's) causing their lesson to be derailed before it could even begin. Now, the two arch-enemies are well and truly stuck together. Is this the beginning of a new, less violent chapter in their lives? Or will it all go down in a blazing ball of ectoplasmic fire?
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- Part 12 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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Danny is fairly certain the universe hates him. Why? Because if something can go wrong in his life, it most certainly will.
Example A: He somehow manages to find an 'on' switch inside an inter-dimensional portal and kill himself half-dead. Example B: The one time he decides to cheat using his powers he creates a mass murderer bent on the destruction of the entire timeline. Example C: When he decides to drop in to see his crush, Danny literally almost crushes them inside a teeny, tiny box.
Enjoy the shenanigans.
Series
- Part 3 of Danny Phantom - Pompous Pep
Recent series
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Danny Phantom - DC Crossovers by CallMeInsidious
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
19 Jul 2026
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A collection of random stories that fit under the PhantomxDC Gotham umbrella.
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A random assortment of Pompous Pep fics. Please enjoy the insane chemistry of our two favorite halfas.
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Vlad Masters never anticipated winning Daniel's favor would be so easy.
Sure, he saved the little brat's life, but he'd put the boy in danger more times than he'd saved him. True, Vlad had also agreed to a truce and stopped threatening to kill Daniel's father and harass his mother, but really, even Vlad knew these were pretty baseline requests. But somehow, it seemed that was all the younger halfa needed to forgive Vlad. To maybe (possibly) even...like Vlad?
Now, Vlad's most urgent problem is keeping this young, impossibly energetic half-human alive for long enough to enjoy being an actual godfather. Surely that won't be hard to do...right?
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